Lindas erziehung zur Sklavin
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Note: This story is completely fictional!
For now three years Linda and James have been having sex all over the house: the kitchen, the laundry room, their rooms, the shower, the sink, the sofas, etc. Evrywhere!
Now, Linda was 21 years old, and legally she was an adult, so now she could marry. James and Linda moved to New Mexico in the U.S. , they entered their new home and begin kissing right away. Linda took her shirt off, showing her boobs. James began sucking her and moving down to her pussy. Linda began moaning of pleasure.
Linda: HAH, HAH, GO GO GO DADDY, FASTER, FASTER!
James: as you wish swwetheart.
Linda was going to cum, but suddenly , james stopped.
Linda: Why r u stopping my love?
James: sexy girl, its time, will u marry me?
Linda: Oh yes daddy, now cum and fuck me.
James: Yes, dearling.
For a day they fuck, stopped, fuck, stopped, fuck, stopped and so on until the day, where they were to tired, they went to sleep and when they woke up,m they began planing their weeding.
For not boring people, i will stop here, if u want to continue with thios story tell me and pls tell me how to become better at this.
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