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Shawn had only been in the gay bar for fifteen minutes before he walked back out with a slender white guy. The guys name didn't matter because Shawn was only going to call him bitch this evening. He was clean shaven, was slightly tanned, a visitor from Chicago who wanted to experience an LA gay bar. He had had hopes of getting to fuck with a big black guy but this was not what he expected. He had been seduced by a forcefull man called Shawn.
Shawn was tall, black, and had big muscles everywhere. He liked it rough and liked to be on top. He liked younger guys, slender guys and didn't care what ethnicity. He liked the looks of this guy he'd picked up. This bitches hair was brown as were his eyes. Shawn took the nineteen year old up to his nearby apartment and took him strait to the back room where Shawn pushed the bitch onto the bed and told him to strip.
The suprised guy removed his shirt, button by button, exposing a smooth chest. Then the guy stood up, to untie his shoes, bending over. Shawn's attention focused on the bitches ass. It was a small, round, sweet butt. The guy took off his shoes and then pulled his pants down, revealing more of his butt and its contours.
Shawn couldn't resist himself anymore, he hurried over to the guy and threw him
onto the floor, literally ripping off his boxers. Shawn grabbed at the small
butt, feeling it and spreading the cheeks. When he did this, he liked what he
saw, a tight butthole.
Shawn took off his clothes in a flash. Soon, he pulled the bitch over and told him to grease up his equipment. The guy was given some vaseline and put his hands into the lap of Shawn. Shawn watched as the bitch picked up his heavy rod and began to oil it upfrom top to bottom. The guy was entranced by this magnificent cock. It was long and very thick, it was uncut. His balls were also big and hung low, he had never seen such a well hung man before.
Once satisfied, Shawn grabbed the guy by the shoulders and pushed him onto the ground, he grabbed the vaseline and slapped some onto the bitches buttocks. He loved the sight of a shiny ass. Once it was totally lubed, Shawn put the bitch in position and began the insertion. The bitch immediatly yelled out and Shawn slapped him. Shawn put in his foot long dick until it was all the way in and throbbing. The bitch was tight - just the way Shawn liked it. Shwn began to thrust and fuck hard, Shawn grabbed onto the bitches shoulder and hair. The bitch was now yelping wioth every insertion. The bitch then became speechless as Shawn rapidly banged him. The bitch started cumming and actually tightened up even more which felt do damn good. Finally, after nearly five minutes of nonstop banging, Shawn came inside of the bitch and released him. As Shawn left the room, he slapped him on the gaping ass "bitch" he said before leaving the room.
The guy tried to get up as Shawn came back in and told him to stay the night. Shawn put him in bed and kept him there. Over the course of the night, Shawn got the bitch to suck his cock twice and sucked off the bitch once, making the bitch sleep with his head facing the cock. The next morning, Shawn woke the bitch up and took him for a shower where Shawn gave him a quick fuck and then the bitch left, limping.
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