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Hi my name is Calip. This incident happened when i was 18 years old. Before that i must describe my mom. She is very curvaceous, like near to 35-24-34. She has long black hairs, 5'6 tall & very attractive.
So this incident happened when i was preparing for mr exams. All the day i used to study hard. My mom always asked me to have lunch & dinner at proper timings & then concentrate on studies. But i used to avoid it. I often study whole nights & my mom knew that.
One day after dinner when dad was asleep, near about 11:00 PM Mom came to my
room. She first began to chat with some exam preparation. Then she told me a
strange thing that when my mom was small her mom (My Grandmother) used to give
blowjob to my uncle( Moms brother) that would reduce some pressure of exams. I
was shocked but it was fact most of the mom's do that. So my mother asked
whether i want such treatment. I was amazed to hera that but also i couldnt say
that directly to my mom. So i said it was not neccesary but i would like to
expreience it someday.
Next day i watched a movie & hot scene in that movie made my erect. so i realised it was the time when i should asked for that. I wnet to mom before dinner & asked whether she would blow me tonight, & she agreed. She told me she would after dad's asleep. It was 11:15 pm she came into my room. She asked me to undress my pant,i did immediately. Watcinhg my dick hard she ," Wow, its really huge !". I was very delighted.
When she touched my dick some kind of sensations get flowed in my body. Slowly she began to stroke it. It was already grew 6 inches when she touched it first. After 5 min i cum . She washed that & told me not to tell this to anyone. She went to sleep then.
In this way my mom gave me first blowjob.
Note : This story is completely fictional! I was still a virgin at my 18th . When mom (Eva) went to sleep, my father sneaked to my room &fucked me while I was drunk. Next morning, I saw traces of dry blood & sperms on my pussy. I told mom & she gave me pills at once. I became calm when she told me that the first intercourse may cause little pain to the girl & that I was lucky that I lost my virginity under alcohol. She added that sex is fantastic but she laid the blame on daddy for not...
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