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All characters and terms including ‘boy’ and ‘lad’ refer to people age 18 and over

Me and my bird’s Dad, we got on really well. He was one of those macho types. When I met him for the very first time, first thing he asked me was, “Do you like rugby?”

I couldn’t stand it really but I didn’t wanna create a bad impression.

“Yeah. Love it.”

“Good lad. Better than football. That’s for fannies.”

“Yeah. Bend It Like Beckham? More like Bender Like Beckham.”

Fuck me, just thought of that one. I should be on stage. I was wasted being the boyfriend of some bird’s humourless Dad. He didn’t even smile.

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