House Fucking Part 2 New Listings
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House Fucking- Part 2- New Listings
Dedicated to someone I am incredibly smitten with at the moment.
Two days later, Hong called informing me of new home listings in my desired neighborhood. After that wonderful showing the first time, how could I not want to see more? I agreed to meet him at his realty office so we could make some new (home) discoveries.
It took every bit of restraint on my part not to unzip his pants and suck his cock in the car as he programmed his GPS for the first property address. He looked very sexy in his beige pants and tan colored short sleeve shirt. He put on his sunglasses and started the car. My throbbing clit was now demanding attention as the mere sound of his voice sent me on an adrenaline rush that I’d never felt before.
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