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You’re sitting on your usual spot in your favorite bar. This time no one came along. It’s just you, you and the variety of familiar faces in this little oasis of relaxation. You know all these people, well… actually just their names. And they know you, at least they know your name as well – that’s it for the social part.

Your eyes slowly scan the whole crowd from the corner you’re sitting in, tired from your hard week. There’s her at the bar. You’ve never seen her, and you’ve come here every week in years. As though she feels your eyes lingering on her silhouette, she turns her head in your direction. What a smile she shares with you. Needless to think twice, go for it!

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