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Jokes and GigglesChapter 430

Notice: This is not actually a 'Joke or Giggle', it is actually an inspirational piece. I hope you feels something after reading it. Jack I Wish You A Sandpiper. Thought you might find this worth reading. Never brush aside anyone as insignificant. Who knows what they can teach us? I wish for you, a sandpiper She was six years old when I first met her on the beach near where I live. I drive to this beach, a distance of three or four miles, whenever the world begins to close in on me....

Jokes and GigglesChapter 341

Bob, a middle-aged Canadian tourist on his first time in Lincoln, Nebraska, locates the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain the client. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit,...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 393

You have to be from Ontario Canada to appreciate the following: The fairest Lay-off Letter ever! This letter was sent this week by a major employer in Ontario. I guess I feel sorry for those laid off, but they helped cause the problem! I say..."good for this CEO ... he's got guts!" Dear Employees: As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Kathleen Wynne is our Ontario Premier and that our taxes, hydro and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 86

New Naval Ships Female Quarter Regulations: Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private “OFF LIMITS” area on all aircraft carriers. While addressing all personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised, “Female sleeping quarters will be “out-of-bounds” for all males. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time.” And the Admiral continued, “Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150. Being caught a third time will...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 36

More from dorsetmike‎ many thanks to him and all who submit Jokes. An elderly married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel... The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: “For god’s sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish!” I opened my bedroom curtains very early this morning and to my astonishment saw a fox having a fight with a hedgehog. The...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 293

This one is compliments of Mike: A Cornish joke! An American photographer on holiday was inside a church in Plymouth taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '£10,000 per call' The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for £10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 496

This One Is Compliments of Mike A girl wakes, after a heavy night on the booze, to find an elephant in bed with her. She mutters, "Gawd I musta been tight last night" The elephant turned over and said "Yes, -- just a little" This One Is Compliments of Johnny M Another version of the second in yesterday's 'Jokes and Giggles'. A biker struggles to wake up after a night on the bender. Aware of a weight on his right arm, he turns to see; - the ugliest woman outside of a horror...

She Giggled

© 2001 Kenny N Gamera Okay, I was having a day. You know, the kind where the little yellow smiley face has Xs for a mouth and eyes with a red dot in the center of the arc which would be a person's forehead and drops of blood dripping down. The sort of day where you write whole paragraphs in sentence fragments that really freak out the grammar check in MS-Word (R). The sort of day where you recycle old gags from other stories. That sort of day, with nuts and a dab of whipped cream on...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 714

HOT AND COLD SEX After his exam the doctor asked the elderly man: “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?” “In fact, I do,” said the old man. “After I have sex with my wife, I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty.” Later, after examining the man’s elderly wife, the doctor said: “Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 929 All Kinds of Limericks

These are compliments of Rick M. Air Lingus A mother and her young son were flying Air Lingus. The son, who had been looking out the plane’s window, turned to his mother and said, “Mom, if big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?” Stumped, the mother suggested to her son that he ask the stewardess. The boy promptly got out of his seat and wandered back to the service area. “Excuse me,” the boy said to the stewardess. “If big dogs have...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 986

This item is not a joke or a giggle, but an item all Canadians can be proud of: Amazing story of planes headed to U.S. on 9/11 A tribute to fine people “Newfies” was recently viewed by a presentation on a Broadway theatre with the production of “Come from Away” The hospitality and generosity wasn’t just shown to Americans but passengers on planes coming from many other countries heading for the US. I believe the production it is still playing in Manhattan A bit long, but a beautiful story...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 117

Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered “Who ties your shoelaces for you?” Compliments of MycroftXXX My son shared a giggle with me that’s sooo bad, I am sure you haven’t used it yet... Why are vampires sooooo gullible? wait for it wait for it!!!! It’s because they’re all SUCKERS!!!! These are compliments of fmwarmac‎ An explorer in the African jungle heard about a plan to capture the legendary King Kong. And sure enough, when he came to a clearing, there before...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 196

Please think of dorsetmike when you read the following: ‎ A mother whilst cleaning 12 year old son’s room comes across a lot of serious bondage kit. So she asks her husband “what should we do?” Husband says “ one thing for sure we don’t fucking spank him! I went to the sperm donor clinic Nurse said “do you want to masturbate in the cup” I said “I know I’m pretty good, but I’m not ready for competition yet” I phoned the local radio station today “Congratulations, you’re our first...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 470

This a think piece, not a joke or a giggle. Compliments of Jim7 This was written by a 21 yr. old female who gets it. It's her future she's worried about and this is how she feels about the social welfare big government state that she's being forced to live in! These solutions are just common sense in her opinion. This was in the Waco Tribune Herald, Waco, TX. PUT ME IN CHARGE... Put me in charge of food stamps no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 531

This one is compliments of Gary Not a joke or giggle but some interesting comments: Interesting& Amazing Facts - Geography Alaska More than half of the coastline of the entire United States is in Alaska. Amazon * The Amazon rainforest produces more than 20% the world’s oxygen supply. * The Amazon River pushes so much water into the Atlantic Ocean that, more than one hundred miles at sea, off the mouth of the river, one can dip fresh water out of the ocean. * The volume of water in the...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 567

Words of Wisdom from the Seat of a Tractor!!! Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. Words that soak into your ears are whispered ... not yelled. Meanness don’t just happen overnight. Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads. Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. It don’t take a very big...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 536

???? ???????? A thought from the Telephoneman I was on a plane once, sitting next to a very annoying child. I asked if I could move. No! Apparently, that’s not allowed if the child is yours. ???????????? Say thanks to geoff101 for this one!! Here’s another restroom giggle... Seen on the cubicle wall... “Captain’s log Stardate 27325 - beamed down to the planet for a crap but encountered problems with the Klingons” ???? ???????? Sharkfin, this is his responsibility ???? A man had $2000 to invest. He went to visit...

Kink Janice Griffith A Toy Named Giggles

Janice Griffith is very new to our dark world of dungeons, bondage, domination, and brutal submission. She’s very curious about it all, but is taking it slowly because she wants to be sure about it before fully committing to this glorious life. She is reluctant to do too many things so we take it slow and give this nervous little giggle slut all the time she needs. Her infectious laughing is clearly a defense mechanism to deal with the intense pain, which works for me. I like breaking in the...

Tits and Giggles

“Where are you taking me?”It's the hour before dawn. Rubber tires whine on wet asphalt.“Where you said you wanted to go. Roll.” Heavy sigh! Technowhite light from an overhead LED gives her bare flesh an opalescent glow. “I’m tired of rolling! My fingers are cramped into old-lady knots!”“You can stop rolling when you get it right. Ten perfect joints.”I reach out my right hand and fondle her boob, rolling the hardened nipple between thumb and forefinger. “And how am I supposed to roll a perfect...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 624

This One Is Compliments of Smokeyjoe Jack got married, due to the fact that he had a very strict upbringing, he never had any experience with sex. Playing with himself, looking at porn, not even sly looks at well endowed minimally dressed women got to him, so he went into his wedding a physical and mental virgin. After a week of nothing happening with his new bride, she suggested he go see a doctor. The doctor, after realising just what Jack didn’t know, proceeded to explain the facts of...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 674

This compliments of Mario Five blokes in an Audi Quattro arrived at the ferry checkpoint. Blonde Tracey, in her brand new uniform, stops them and tells them: “I can’t let you on the ferry. It is illegal to have 5 people in a Quattro. Quattro means four. One of you will have to get out and stay behind.” “Quattro is just the name of the car,” the driver replies disbelievingly. “Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons.” “You cannot pull that one on me. This is Tracey...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 717

This one is compliments of J and B. Marine Humor The Korean War in which the 1st Marine Division fought and won some of its most brutal battles was not without its humor. During one such conflict, an ROK (Republic of Korea) Commander whose unit was fighting along with the Marines called legendary Marine General “Chesty” Puller to report a major Chinese attack in his sector. “How many Chinese are attacking you?” asked Puller. “Many, many Chinese!” replied the excited Korean...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 46

Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please." Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?" Cowboy: "Nah ... She's purty good lookin'..." When you are over sixty-seven who gives a crap? I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your haircut, you'd look all right." I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you." When you are over sixty-seven who gives a crap? I was...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 998

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 315

What a great way with words!! I was in a pub in far Western Queensland last Saturday night, when this really brutally ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said, "Give me your number, sexy!!" I replied "Have you got a pen?" She smiled and said "Yes." I replied, "Well you better get back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing." A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus's mother's name?" One child answered, "Mary." The teacher then asked,...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 325

Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please." Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?" Cowboy: "Nah ... She's purty good lookin'..." When you are over sixty ... who gives a shit I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right." I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you." When you are over sixty ... who gives a shit I was...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 85

Olympic History Here is a piece of Greek history regarding the Olympic games. 2500 years ago a slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee (pronounced Get-offa’-me) was attending the first athletic festival in Greece. This festival had no name at that time. In those days the athletes performed naked and to prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on a drink containing saltpeter. At the opening ceremonial parade of this first great event, Gedophamee observed the...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 123

Thank Gary H for this one: On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired Army Sergeant Major, and asked, “Honey, do you remember this?” He looked up from his newspaper and said; “Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married” She said, “Yes, that’s right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?” He nodded and said “Yes dear, I said; ‘Oh baby, I’m going to suck the life...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 416

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be THE Man of Your House.' He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 468

This group are compliments of Lea Trucker’s Breakfast For many who travel, often the best food is a truck stop. I wonder what the waitress would have to say if someone actually ordered their breakfast as this guy did. A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.” The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 439

Say thanks to Dorsetmike If a cow stops giving milk is that an udder failure? It’s weird being the same age as old people. When I was a kid I wanted to be older ... this is not what I expected. Chocolate is God’s way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby. If you’re going down a river at 2 MPH and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to re-shingle your roof? Say Thanks to jimq21 Lovable Inflatable Christmas Louise As a joke, my brother used to...

She couldn t stop giggling

My wife and I were fooling around in bed. She had her Hitachi magic wand and was getting all worked up, I had my boxers on and was kissing her chest and getting turned on...We're both fit, good looking, just turned 40. We've been together almost two decades. She's Korean and very cute, I'm Caucasian in decent shape. We've done a lot over the years, and I never get bored with her. She's really liking the magic wand tonight. She pushes me on to my back and pulls my boxers off, then starts to suck...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 940

These are compliments of Rick M. Anyone who has ever had a loved one in the hospital will enjoy this: A woman called a local hospital. “Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I’d like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse.” The voice on the other end said, “What is the patient’s name and room number?” “Sarah Finkel, Room 302.” “I’ll connect you with the nursing station” “3-A Nursing Station. How can I...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 192

The other day I went over to a nearby Walmart Pharmacy. When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists' Counter is located. I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter. The pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me. I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?" Being I'm a senior citizen ... I guess the Pharmacist just went along with me. He picked up the spoon and put some of...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 261

This one is compliments of Roy CIRCUMCISION I asked my doctor about getting a circumcision this late in my life. I was understandably nervous so the doctor tried to put me at ease. He told me that it was a routine, simple operation that would only take a few minutes under a local anesthetic. I spluttered and angrily said, "You're telling me that it's a simple procedure that takes only a few minutes and yet you have the temerity to charge me nearly a thousand dollars?" The doctor...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 267

This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter ... snowing and quite cold ... And the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 476

This one is compliments of Ron CHANCE An old west town One dirt street Boardwalks Cowboy leaning on a post, whiling away the time. Indian sitting leaning on the front of the store, Blanket over his shoulders, hat pulled down, looks like he is asleep. Cute young squaw, coming up the street, wow is she built. Cowboy is all eyes and a BIG smile. As she gets about even with the Indian he stands, walks to the edge of the boardwalk, holds up his hand and says “CHANCE!” She giggles and...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 11

This one is compliments of thedad49‎12 The Dwarves Go to The Vatican The seven dwarves go to the Vatican, and because they are THE seven dwarves, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey Leads the pack. “Dopey, my son,” says the Pope, “what can I do for you?” Dopey asks, “Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?” The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, “No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome.” In the background a few...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 363

All arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination to determine whether admission will be granted. One room has a clerk who inputs computerized records of what each applicant did on his or her last day of life. The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a good one. "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just gotten out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and I checked the shower and it was completely dry too. I...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 232

You can thank C barge‎ for these items. A man takes a week off work and decides to play a round of golf every day. First thing Monday morning, he sets off and soon finds himself catching up with a stunning woman playing in front of him. He suggests that they play against each other for the rest of the day and she agrees. The woman proves to be very talented, and wins on the last hole. Afterwards, she accepts the man’s offer of a lift home and, on the way, admits she hasn’t enjoyed herself...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 361

An interesting thought from Mark!! While I don’t have any jokes about rabbits ... The following has been tweeted several times but is worth another mention: As we end week 2 of lockdown, I have been thinking about Osama Bin Laden. He was stuck in his house with three wives for five years. I am beginning to wonder if he called in those Navy Seals himself. And this is what dorsetmike had to contribute: It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few further local...

EvilAngel Samantha Rone Giggling Gaping Gushing Samantha

Cute, fair-skinned Samantha Rone glows and giggles, eagerly awaiting a fierce anal plowing from dirty director Mike Adriano. Donning a tight fishnet dress with sexy heels, she shakes her plump rump and fingers herself. The intrepid slut crams his thick cock deeply down her throat in a slobbery blow job, and she rims his bunghole. Samantha readily bends over for rump reaming. She squirts streams of girl cum into Mike’s mouth and flaunts her gaping rectum in a marathon anal fuck. Mike jerks...

The Ship That Giggled

The Ship That Giggled Introduction: Anne McCaffrey published The Ship Who Sang in 1969 about ships controlled by the brains of children who otherwise would have died. Brain Ships, as they were called, were paired with fully functioning pilots. I took my version a step further and introduced virtual reality with the necessary reality, deciding also on a budding relationship between a Dominate and Submissive. The Ship That Giggled is my result. Synopsis: Flit pilots, the elite...

Two New Girls

Two New Girls Kathy and Susan are walking home from school. It is just after the Christmas holidays. Kathy is 11, and Susan is 9. Kathy, someone killed our cat last night. They must have tied it up and shot it with BB guns. I know they were the same persons Mrs. Bennett saw running away from her house when she found her cat had been killed. I know you and your mom have Fluffy. Try to keep an eye on her. I think I know who did it, but I can't prove it. Susan, I feel so bad...

What Are Friends For

WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR- SCOTT'S NIGHT OF SLAVERY NOTE, this story is strictly a work of fiction for Adults only ,to be used only for personal reading and reproduction and is in no part authorizedin any way for commercial publication or use..................... Scott counted himself lucky he had a large circle of friends. Most of themhe'd met in college, others through work, some through mutual friends, theynow formed one big group of 20 something's. It wasn't just single guys either,there were...

Manga Modeling

some background: Tamura is a yuri manga artist that has a propensity of seeing her two friends making lesbian sex in her head Patty is an American who transferred to Japan to be closer to her otaku mecca, she works with Konata in a cosplay cafe and likes to dress her friends in various outfits. Yutaka is a sickly, frail and tiny girl. As she spends so much time being sick she is feels like a burden to all around her. She lives with her cousin Konata as shes closer to school and is...

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burying my face in your bottom kissing between your sweet cheeks whispering to you... hold your legs baby moveing my hands up i hold on to them and moan slightly licking over your lips and bum hole soaking throught he thin material ... do you like this baby? moaning softly and squirming just a lil as i feel your saliva runing through the fabric oo oyes growling against your bottom I reach up gripping the material with my fingers and ripping it open exposing your sweet pussy and...

Kelly Girl Chapter 10 Pretty Dolly

Copyright 1999, 2002 by Wanda Cunningham. Lainie, Vickie, Rebel, Bashful, and everyone else thanks for the encouragement. There is no actual sex or transformation in this chapter, but I guess it should be rated R for context. So, nobody under 18 should read this, or whatever is the appropriate age in their community. This story deals with transgenderism in children and may be uncomfortable for some readers. Kelly Girl Chapter 10 "Pretty Dolly" By Wanda Cunningham Pete grinned at...

Ashley part 13

"Oh my god, I promised myself I wouldn't get so emotional..." Laura sobs as she fans her thickly made-up face with her hands, or rather, the dark red fingernails on the ends of her hands. Even though we're at school today, Laura, Suriya, Harriet, Nicole, Mia and even Megan, have opted to come to school today looking as feminine as possible, because they know that today is the one day they won't be punished for it. This is because, apart from their exams, today is the last day that any of...

Spellbound Spellbound in the Seventies Chapters 5 and 6

Disclaimer: This story contains scenes primarily of interest to adults, and is intended solely for adults. If you are underage, or reading adult-oriented literature offends you, or if doing so is illegal in your jurisdiction, please go read something else. The following story is Copyright 1999 by Elaine Blankenship and Brian Matthews. All Rights Reserved. May be archived on Fictionmania, Nifty, Sapphire's, TSA and atERos by consent. Do not post to any mailing lists or to the...

CarlieChapter 11

Bob’s turn: Should’ve known better. Figured that for all the sass and the last two days’ worth of teasing, that when it came to the actual act of crawling into the bed together, I’d actually get an apprehensive, if willing, new wife. Boy, was I ever wrong. As the old boy said, ‘I got attackeded.’ It was like she’s been storing up all these ideas and expectations and the ideas all worked and the expectations were exceeded. No tears. No pensiveness. Nope. Blonde, blue-eyed bundle of...

Ian part 10

"Free at last," Lee says with a snort of laughter as I meet up with him, Rob and Neil at the end of another long week of college. "You got much work to do this weekend on your course?" "Umm, not much," I shrug. "Been getting a good head start the last few weeks." "Smart man," Rob says with a chuckle. "Just had plenty of free time lately," I shrug, leading to an awkward silence as all of my friends know exactly why I've had so much free time lately. It's been just over two...

Just West of Happy Part 3

Warning: This story contains MATURE THEMES including nudity, sex, sexualization, and vulgar language. Do not read if you are under 18 or if it is otherwise restricted for you to do so. If you wish to share this story, contact me at [email protected]. I will likely agree, I just want to know in advance. This is part 3 of Just West of Happy and finally, THERE IS TG IN THIS CHAPTER! REJOICE! I finally felt like I'd reached the appropriate level of characterization of Ian that...

Third is a Charm

There are sometimes times in life where life makes a decision for you. The gloves come off, the blindfold is pulled away and you realize that you yourself had little to no choice in regards to the circumstances you find yourself in. I've only really had one such instance, and though it happened two years ago I remember it clear as if it had happened yesterday. It had long been a dream of mine to see the world, see great sights and taste exotic foods - for my 21st birthday I was afforded the...

Reaching the Teacher

Carol Anne Anderson taught history and social studies. The job, the profession for her had placed her in the midst of a life time love. She loved teaching. She was fairly laid back with the high school kids in her classes and around the school but she was, for all of her basic niceness a ‘no nonsense’ type of teacher and was treated that way by her students. She was popular and was the advisor of the year book committee and the student council. At a lovely 28, Carol Anne was not particularly...

Gracie 06 ndash Bruce and Kerin

Gracie and I went to Gizmos. I couldn't go back to LeStat after fucking Brad in the toilets there. I don't know if I can ever go back there. I wore another low cut blouse and I'm starting to feel much more comfortable showing off some tit now. Being with Gracie helps a lot. The first thing anyone notices about us when we go out is our tits. "Four great tits" as Gracie described us.My drunk act works a treat and it's kind of exciting and kind of sad how many men are predatory enough to want to...

Nikki part 20

I gently lower myself into one of the sofas in Charlotte's vast 'main room', taking the weight off my aching feet before slipping off my stiletto heels and massaging the soles of my feet. "Don't let Hannah ever catch you doing that," Viks giggles as she sits down next to me. "Unless you plan on going on Strictly yourself next year..." "If they'll have me," I say, making Viks giggle. "Why are you over here, anyway, and not with Sarah?" Viks asks. "Still falling out over what you...

ReGenesis Inc 6 Good Help Isn t All that Hard to Make

As is stated this is the sixth story in the ReGenesis, Inc. universe. It is another prequel, this one taking place prior to the first prequel "The Recruitment". This story essentially collects a lot of loose ends from the earlier stories in an attempt to say where some of the inhabitants within ReGenesis originally came. It doesn't include everyone. Those who archive stories freely may do so with this one. All five previous stories have been posted to this list. And should be...

Being Jim Ch 08 Lightning Strikes Twice

The old saying goes that “Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.” I’m not sure how scientific or even true by practical experience that may be but I for one know for certain that in matters of the heart… It’s not true. I’ve for the most part led a very fortunate and blessed life. I grew up in a warm and loving home surrounded by family that both kept me humble and taught me the value of kindness and sincerity. I have made very dear and lasting friendships with...

Nikki part 24

"I, Nicola Christine Thomas," I whisper as tears start to trickle from my eyes. "Take you, Sarah Jennifer Phillips..." "Beep," the minister says, derailing my train of thought. "Beep, beep, beep, beep...." I let out a long sigh as the pristine white veil of my wedding dress is replaced by the dark brown veil of my hair, which had flopped down in front of my face whilst I was sleeping. "Morning," I whisper to the beautiful girl whose face is the first thing I see every morning when I...

Indian girls are innocent

Indian girls are innocentStory codes : : M/f, M/f+, f-self, MF/f, enema, exhibition, fisting, incest, spanking, teen, toys, D/s, B/D, bondage, chastity belt, real, slow, romantic, reluctant, humiliation, nc, SeriousSynopsis : An overseas Indian man marries a beautiful Indian girl who was born and brought up in an Indian village. He has to teach her the basics of sex and its pleasure. He then gradually imposes restrictions on her and corresponding punishments to preserve her obedience and...

Charlotte part 19

"So... Yeah," I say as the professional make-up artist applies a layer of adhesive to the tops of my ears. "Why, exactly, again?" "It's his favourite show," Charlotte explains. "He's done so much for us over the years, it's only fair we throw him a party for once." "And he's 55 this year, it's as good a time as any," Hannah says. "And the show's celebrating its fiftieth anniversary, it just makes sense, really." "Oh, I get that," I say as the make-up artist applies latex...

The Complete Stories of Ted and Celeste

The Stories of Ted and Celeste TED AND CELESTE. He came into the room, and there she was-sitting in the armchair, dressedin God, what would you call it? It was a silk teddy that started as a tubetop, leaving her shoulders bare, and swelling over her 36DD's, it dropped tojust over her thighs, and of course her legs were crossed, in nylons, and shewas wearing her black heels. You couldn't quite see her "privates" Tor A-but the outlines were quite provocative. Her thick, dark hair spilledover...

Soixante Trois Airlines part 20

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