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Had it been a week? Yes a whole freaking damn week. Ugh. Why was he so reserved when he had family or friends over? Why didn’t he want me to be over when he had company? I didn’t know, but at least he was consistent over the last three years we had been dating.
Back up, rewind. Yes, three years dating and we still weren’t living together, a choice made by both of us. It seemed to work except in situations like this, when it had been at least a week or seemingly more since I had his nice hard cock in me and I was horny as hell.
March 28th, 2002 The slaves gathered early the following morning, in the same room which had been used the previous Sunday. They were all on edge, curious as to whom the new master would be. Would he be as vicious as Jack, or a man who showed care? Winter looked around at the group, seeing interest in their eyes. Basil and Dazzle were side by side, their shoulders brushing. Lotus stood near the back of the room, his arms crossed across his broad chest. Breeze, Pink, and Fauna stood near the...
I never used to think older women were hot. That is until two weeks ago…when she moved in next door. Wait, let me back up just a little bit…I’m twenty. Still live at home. And still single. I’ve always had the same problem with girls…no excitement. Nada. Zip. Zero. And yet, I’d always manage to find myself on a date with yet another conservative daddy’s girl, who didn’t know squat. Anyway, back to my story. When she moved in, it was like the gods were apologizing for hands that I had been dealt...
She texted me that she was here. I look up at my phone and see the most beautiful blonde walk in the door. I had posted the ad of a few social media sites so I had an idea of what she looked like but I would have never imagined this. She was wearing a black beanie and had sunglasses on. A loose fitting shirt and sweat pants. But just by looking at her I could tell she had a gorgeous body. She has deep blue eyes and dirty blonde hair peaking barely out from under her beanie. "Hey Natalie."...
This is also the first time I've ever posted one of my erotic stories, and I'm not expecting much praise, but if anyone enjoys this story, new ideas and constructive criticism are absolutely welcome. My hope is that sharing this with people will inspire me to write more. Processing DNA of huma specimen K1-T5… Complete Cloning process initiated Estimated time of completion -Error- Parameters reset Releasing huma specimen K1-T5… The deafening sounds of mechanisms echo through the...
Finally I couldn't take it anymore. One afternoon on the way home from work I stopped. I sat in the car for nearly fifteen minutes debating what to do. I've never wanted to cheat on my wife, regardless to how bad our sex life has been. But I wanted it. I needed it! I walked in and my friend was at the counter. I've never seen a biker blush, but he did when he saw me come in. I tried to be casual as I told him I needed a room and laid my money on the counter, but I felt as giddy as...
Hello guys am karthi . How is lockdown going for you guys?I am a new author in the field of sex stories, so please forgive any mistakes, have chosen to share an encounter of mine with my friend’s mom. I trust you folks like it and would comment.I am 28 years of age, and I live in one of the party cities of India, Bangalore. I work as a Engineer for an top MNC company. I won’t bore you frnds by giving too much all the more concerning myself.It all started in Jan 20th of 2020, I had come home...
Stan had been gone for three weeks and I was missing him very much, especially at night as I lay in bed needing to make love and no one to turn to. At 41 years of age, I still had those sexual desires that needed attention. Yes Stan had been in the Air National Guard for all these years and now his detachment had been deployed to the Middle East for a year. Gee I missed him so much already! How was I going to manage for a year?Saturday morning Jan came over as usual for coffee and the subject...
The food was good, the conversation was fun, and to Sajel's surprise, Garrett didn't even ask before settling the entire bill himself. She wasn't sure how to read that either—was he expecting her to be one of those shy, delicate types who had to cover her head when she went outside? Or should she just stop trying to read all his moves and enjoy the dinner? They didn't go to a movie, afterwards, and Sajel wasn't sure whether to be disappointed or not: a deviation from tradition!...
Note : This story is completely fictional! I had never thought of my mother-in law in a sexual way, but for some reason on January 28th everything changed. I’m a 36 year old guy, skinny with short brownish hair and green eyes. And I had the most amazing experience. It was on my 36th birthday this happened. As far as I can remember my mother in law was a bit eccentric and forgetful (she was 87years old). But one day I rang her and asked if she needed anything and asked her what she had done that...
IncestEmotional Lies I am a soul that has lost it's body. In my eyes I see what is not. It is my mouth that speaks the lies. It is myself that hears the truth. You may not know who I am. You may not see what I have. You may not feel what is inside. You may never know the truth of mine. In the closet rest a lie. In the house I am free. In the church I pray for thee. In the fields I grow my illusion. Your act brings tears to my eyes. Your pain makes me fear what I have...
“Enter,” was the reply. Silk entered and with a quick look to be sure they were alone, she sat her stuff down and knelt on the floor near his chair. Michael watched her knowing what she was feeling. He could see it in her eyes; she didn’t want him to make her go home. He wanted to say she could stay but he knew that he couldn’t break his own rules. If he did she would have no respect for him. She knew this also but it didn’t help matters. Finally Michael finished what he was doing and...
My beloved hubby had gone out of town for the whole weekend; so I spent most of the time doing some late Christmas shopping at the mall. I wanted to find some sexy outfit to surprise Victor on his back home.I entered a small sex shop and chose some sexy lingerie to try on the changing room. Just the owner was there at the counter.He was a very huge black man, handsome, tall and athletic.I felt a little horny and frisky and walked out while wearing a very sexy outfit. I asked the black guy what...
COLORADO PASSION By Bruce Roberts CHAPTER ONE Grabbing an axe and shovel from the barn I walked the two hundred yards through patches of ankle-deep snow. When it’s this cold on the Colorado plains the snow forms a crust that cracks underfoot. The horses grazing on the exposed patch of grass heard the crunching of the snow, the creaking of the gate and looked in my direction and started drifting toward me. This is one of many aspect of ranch life that makes you feel like a cowboy...
There has been something erotic and yes, even natural in the way they had fallen asleep last night. She had crawled up onto the bed like a cat, nestling between his parted thighs with her cheek on his thigh like it was the most natural thing in the world to do. Liam had reached down and stroked her hair as it spread over his hip to cascade over onto the sheets that lay below. It was soothing for her after the orgasm she had. She inhaled deeply with her nose almost nestled in his groin and...
Hi mitr aani maitrinino. Namskar. Maaz naav rahul sure. Mi mumbai la rahto. Maaz vay 23 varsh n mi electronics engineer complete krun job krtoy. Mi tumhala maazi ek gosht share krnar aahe jyachi suruwat gelya varshicha may mdhe zali. Teva mi engineering cha final year la hoto. Maaza shejari ek u.P.Mdhli familly raht hoti. Tya family mdhe ek 30 year chi renuka bhabhi n ticha ek 5 year cha mulga bharat raahtat. Bhabhi che job nimmitane delhi la rahtat. Ani tyanchi mahinyala ekda tri feri hvaychi....
The big titted blonde Venera-Maxima has come to Private Specials, My Stepmum has a New Black Boyfriend for some fun with Private new girl and stepdaughter Adelle Unicorn as they share stud Joachim Kessef in an interracial threesome that truly has it all! Watch all the gonzo action on www.private.com where this perfect MILF teen duo share a sloppy blowjob before Venera offers up her ass for anal and Adelle takes a hard slamming until her tight hairy pussy is covered in cum. MILFs, teens, Private...
xmoviesforyouThis story takes place in 1967- the Summer of Love I woke up the next morning to a very red and sore behind. As I lay in bed, wincing in pain, Detective Liu was next to me staring at the pale, white ceiling. “I don’t know what to do with you,” he said in a barely audible voice. He turned to look at me and shook his head. “You’re hopeless,” he added, and for a split second, I actually believed him. Still, I wasn’t going to be deterred. I needed to get under his skin. “I thought you guys...
Music of Change #5: Thrill Of The Hunt By Valerie Hope "There's a piece missing," Grace Kincaid said, raking a carefully-manicured hand through her fluffy auburn hair. She took a frustrated drag from her cigarette and blew the smoke in a long plume over her head into the slowly billowing cloud above her desk. "I don't see how," Joshua said, running his eyes over the Byzantine chart the detective had constructed out of the spotty evidence they'd gathered. "It looks like...
It was a sunny Sunday. I got frustrated because of the heat inside the room and how I was sweating completely. The main reason for that was power cut for the whole day due to transformer maintenance in the locality. My body was completely drenched with sweat. I felt like drowning inside the water bucket but it was too small to fit me in. I stood below the shower for an hour and stepped out of the bathroom. A wave of steamy air attacked me and I couldn’t breathe. I stepped out to the balcony...
The beta test was a resounding success. Except for a few minor changes in the user interface, all 10 users were very pleased with the program and found that it did exactly what it was supposed to do. I gave the CD to each of the testers to pay them for their efforts, but I did command them not to pass the program along to anyone else. OK, I had a marketable program, but how was I going to handle the distribution? I really was not interested in posting it as shareware, but the only...
Ok so I’m old school, I was searching through the dvd section in a large adult store in the city, I hadn’t really grasped the whole internet thing, (I have since) so at the time I got my porn the traditional way. Part of the fun was going into the shop, wondering if anyone would see you and what they might think. At 48 life was fairly boring, our marriage was in a rut, as much as I still loved my wife, she was starting to show the signs of middle age, a few extra pounds, not necessarily in the...
Chapter Four: The Futa Program's Big Success By mypenname3000 Copyright 2019 President Birdie McTaggart, Friday The students surged from their seats. Clothes were flying off in a wild disregard. The cheerleaders were mobbed in a rush of wild passion, their gasps rising in bliss. Heady, wild, and uninhibited frenzy descended. From a side door, the coaches of the various teams wheeled in vast kegs of Gatorade to give the electrolytes to keep this wild orgy going. The last day of the school...
About a month after my first date with Murphy, I just had to see her again. Working hard to pull it together I scored a consulting job that would put me in Hinsdale Illinois, about thirty minutes from her, for a couple days. I could become addicted to Murphy. Her Irish strength of purpose and seriously good looks are captivating. There’s a character, Nellie Coyne, in Andrew Greeley’s novels that I associate with Murphy. The character is a hazel-eyed redhead, a woman with considerable command of...
MILF♪ ‘Let my lay down beside you…let me give my love to you.’ Once they were back inside she asked if he’d start a fire. She poured two glasses of wine leaving the bottle and the glasses on the table in front of the fireplace excusing her self. ‘I’ll be right back. There’s a stash on the mantle if you’d like to roll a few,’ she said before going into the bedroom. He opened the small chest taking a whiff of the fragrance checking the bouquet. Clumsily he rolled four placing them on the table...
Checking Out © 2004 Dawn Moonlight. Preface: For a few years now I've been a big fan of fictionmania and its writers, I figured it was time to give something back... Note this ballad is not finished. First I have not added the graphics and also due to time constraints down near the bottom of the ballad there are two rows of "=", these are to show where a large part of the ballad not yet written. Please feel free to leave...
I glanced at the alarm clock as I slipped back under the covers after a much-needed visit to the bathroom; it was 3.25 in the morning. Thank God I didn’t have to get up early in the morning! I work shifts, and tomorrow was to be the first of four days off. Only a few seconds had passed when I was wide awake … I lay there for a moment thinking ‘Did I just hear a knock at the front door – or did I dream it’? Then I heard it again ‘Who on Earth is knocking at my door at this time of night’? I...
My work requires me to travel to clients for meeting and sometimes the journey can be long. I like to dress smartly for meetings as I love the admiring looks I get from men and women and I always feel very sexy in a tight fitting suit.This particular day, I put on my favourite light grey two-piece suit with a white cotton blouse as I knew that I was seeing a lady who, I believe, is either bi or bi-curious and I love to flirt with her. The skirt is very figure hugging so I elected a skimpy thong...
MasturbationIt is 10:00 a.m. When she gets to my place. She shuts the door, locks it, and well, we attack each other. Oh god her kisses are so sweet….caressing the soft smooth flesh against mine, nipples hardening, hot breath wisping across my breast. She pushes me back into the bedroom and across the bed. She grabs the lotion and starts massaging my legs, going up and down my inner thighs just slightly touching my clit. She, then, leans over and starts kissing and licking my thighs and groin area. I feel...
LesbianThis is a continuation of my last story in which I have described about me and my sis mitra. Its great deal to ve sis as girl friend but until and unless others notice me and my sis will ve sex regularly. Since we share same bed and I ll be the first to wake up, we ll be sleeping nude be caressing each other and holding the others organs. While fucking also we never thought the other as lover but we enjoyed as brother and sister, the feeling of fucking the sister made me fuck more with passion...
IncestI had to walk almost a mile to catch the school bus and we usually met about half way since she lived closer. When I’d see her in the morning it excited me and an excited teenage boy gets a hard on in 2.3 seconds flat. I carried my books in front of me every time. She always greeted me with a smile and a wink and a ‘hi cutie’. That would make my day. I wasn’t very experienced. There had been some necking (or scrounging as we called it back then) Some back seat tries for second base and dreams...
It was a usual Saturday night in with friends all laughing drinking and generally having a good time, conversation drifted to sexuality and a few of us were sat around discussing the fact that myself and ‘T’ were bi-sexual. As the evening wore on people came and went until eventually it was myself, T and my boyfriend left. T had had too much to drink to drive so she said she would spend the night. My boyfriend was tired so went to bed leaving me n T alone in the living room. Ever since the...
Hi dosto kaise ho.me amit surat se aaj me aapko life ki sachi kahani sunane ja raha hu.ye baat 7 saal phele ki he ki kaise maine meri bahen ke saath masti ki thi.kahani shuru karte he.dophar ke waqt me sofe me let kar padhai kar raha tha.Meri maa room bandh kar ke so rahi thi. Itne me meri bahen aayi room se aur kaha ki mummy ne ek saath beth ke padhai karne ko bola tho maine use kaha ki thik he tho me sofe me let gaya aur meri bahen bhi wohi sofe me aa kar let gayi.mujhe bahut conjasted lag...
How it allbegan Theengine of the old cheverlet roaded as it drove down the small narrow countryside road . The old car suddenly stopped. The two passengers inside got outto check it out there we're three girls in there 20's, the first was a 5foot 10 inches slim brunette with a beautiful face, the second a 5 foot 6inches blonde and the last was a 5 foot 9 inches and also a brunette. Thethree girls took a look at the engine and disided to look for a house andcall a tow truck, there was only one...
Jai was moved to Mumbai as he got promotion, he bought a flat there in cheap locality due to cost difference. His son (Gopi was the biological father), who almost the same age of Rahul, I met 4-5 times with him, I not remember his real name but his nick name was Gogo (GO for Gori and another GO for Gopi). Now Jai was here to help Rahul for an emergency purpose.My field was not given me enough earnings but I got good then others. The main source of my income was “Kinky Savvy.” On my free...
By Sinistra Allison Allison gripped the steering wheel as she her way up the winding gravel path, flanked by two large hedgerows. The drive had been long and tedious, but as she caught glimpses of the estate through the leaves she was filled with a sense of awe. When Roman Dalton, founder of Dalton Chemical Manufacturing, had requested her service offering a wildly premium rate, she hardly believed her luck. She’d looked up the address, seen it online - but there it was. The mansion....
As you stand overlooking this new World this new chance at a future where humanity lives and prospers as a strong independent race whether it gets there by destroying any other races they might come across or forging alliances, One way or another you will Save Humanity you will bring it back strong and because of that you will be forever remembered as the greatest Human to ever live, the only one with the resolve, patience and will to do the impossible in never before explored space, the one...
Second part of My door is open.....While we are enjoying a cocktail, we are hearing more knocks. Mark gets up to answer the door. This time a man and woman come in. She is kinda scared when she wees all the black men. He's telling her things will be ok and she will enjoy herself. I'm sitting on the bed rubbing my tits with one hand and stroking Matt with the other. The new guy comes up to me and introduces him and his girlfriend as Tim and Beth. I tell Beth to come over by me and have a...
It had been five years since the great ship had taken Béla and Beth away from her. According to the Praetor, the ship had just left Earth and was finally returning to Deimos for the last time. It would still be almost four more years before it arrived with its load of fresh earth, water, wildlife, grain and the remaining population of Deimos. 'And Father... ' Mikhail, Hank and Melinda's son, was fully-grown now, although he was not quite four years old. He was infatuated with Elaine –...
...I looked for my top and Lola stood up and walked towards the foot steps. what is she doing? I heard her say hello to someone, a man's voice said hello back, he said 'where is Dita, I have someone she should meet, he is big in Vegas'. Lola, looked back at us and Dita was already on her feet, dressed and heading back to the bar. Lola, helped me up gently hugged me and caressed my ass. I don't want her falling for me.. I smiled, put my top on and walked back into the club. I stared in...
ReluctanceI tippy-toed down the long hallway, in my knickers and a small top, my breast's fleshy bulbous curvature, which were exposed under the thin hemline, jiggled and bounced, threatening to expose my nipples, which thanks to the cool interior of this old castle, were so erect, like twin hard rubbery peaks, each step causing the breast to dip under the flimsy cotton hem and rise high, on the nipple before slipping off to repeat the process.I was s*******n, and a mixture of athleticism and grace, a...
“You got the list?” Peter asked, as Heather loaded Jimmy and Holly into his Jeep. The teen waved a crumpled piece of paper at him, then shoved it back in a pocket. “Got it!” she announced. Lowering her voice, she said, “Lauren also gave me a twenty so these two could buy some presents.” She nodded towards the back seats. It was the October birthday season for the Graham family. Lauren’s thirty-third birthday was Friday and Jimmy’s eighth birthday was Sunday, so as always, they would split...
The next week was busy and every grade/class had a task to complete for the dance, whether it was hanging posters or decorations; it made me really glad that I wasn't going. Everywhere I looked there were scenes depicting love; it made me want to hurl, it was so sickly-sweet. To me and my friends, Valentine's Day was a day of candy and anonymous valentines dropped in lockers. Every time I went to my locker, there were either valentine notes taped to it or dropped inside and all were...
We went inside. He had me make some lunch. After we'd eaten we went to one of the bedrooms. He took a black babydoll and thong out of one of the cases and told me to put them on. When I changed he picked up the camera and took some photos of me. After 10 or 15 minutes there was a knock on the bedroom door. He opened the door and a man came in. They shook hands. He was Gary and in his 40s. A little taller than my husband, he had fair hair. "Come here slut." I went over to them. "What are...
Hello, friends, mera naam bunty h. Mai 19 saal ka ladka hu. Mai Amravati ka rehne wala hu. Mai aapko apni sex story batane ja rha hu jo 4 mahine pehle ki h. Ab sex story pe aate h. Mai Nagpur me engineering kr rha hu. Mai ek room leke akela hi rhta hu. Jb mai yaha naya tha tb mera koi dost nhi tha pr dhire dhire area k kuch ladke dost ban gaye. Mai unke sath roz sham ko cricket khelta tha. Un ladko me ek ladka tha Rahul jo ki mere room k bagal wale ghar me hi rehta tha. Hum dono me achi dosti...
In Philadelphia life was pretty dull, generally, but I did have one narrow escape, my own randy fault, of course. You would think I could occasionally ignore trouble, but this was really unavoidable. One cold night, as I was leaving a river-front tavern, I heard squeals from an alleyway and turned to investigate. Except for Magda's knife, I was weaponless, but I had seldom run into armed men around the taverns except for sailors and the passing patrols. All I could see was a flurry of white...
I really didn't know why I was there. I didn't feel like drinking, but I needed to get out and do something. Sitting around the house and whining about how life had treated me wasn't getting me anywhere. I used to enjoy open microphone night at the Landing Strip and maybe a few laughs would help. I looked around as I came in and I saw that there were some people there that I knew. I saw Angie Springer sitting at a table with three other girls. Wally Taylor and his wife Julie were there...
I was at my office very busy, minding my own matters as I was standing my stupid Boss sending more and more dossiers onto my narrow desk, when I received a message from Tara, one of my loving dear wife’s closest girlfriends. “Look what I found…” She texted, quickly followed by a picture of this sensual woman, just wearing some sexy lingerie outfit.I had never imagined that Tara could have such a sexy and toned body. The outfit was very tiny, just covering her shaven mound and her dark nipples....
You called me at work and asked me to meet you later, and told me to look especially good since you had a special night planned. I wore a black mini dress over black seamed stockings and could barely walk in the heels I had on. We ended up at a friend's house for a little party. There were three other guys there and you paraded me around. The guys moved the coffee table so I could stand right in front of them. I was getting turned on and started to do a little sexy dancing, rubbing and fondling...
The next day, Daisy was completely distracted at school thinking about sex all day. She woke up feeling her Daddy’s collar around her neck and felt so submissive. She had given her self to her Daddy. She was his property. All day long she felt the butt plug in her body. It was training her ass so that she could get fucked by her Daddy’s big Black cock! Thinking about that made her feel so horny. She started debating with herself all day. Why shouldn’t she meet with her Daddy for real and...
Ken's dreams had come true and he fantasized about the future. Not eager to start his day and the workweek, he lay in bed letting his mind linger on yesterday. It had to be the best day of his life, he readily decided, and visions of all his buddies having sex with Lori filled his mind. Not only did they now believe all his bragging about his gorgeous slut, but Ken had given them the ultimate prize. Each man felt every inch of Lori's sexy body plus each man got to fuck her and each man got a...
INTERNATIONAL DATING AGENCY II By Roy Del Frink Well, thanks to that altered batch of six young college men, my agency has all the ladies it needs. You'd be surprised how many men would like to hire a beautiful young lady to accompany them to a party, restaurant, night on the town, or other social function. Some of them even ask for "special favors" afterwards, which I naturally charge extra for. But my girl has to agree to it; the welfare of my employees is my biggest concern. If...
Read the previous parts to carry on with the darkest story of the series till now. After giving her one good orgasm I again went down near her pussy. I licked it a few times finally taking her pussy lips in my mouth and biting them as hard as I can. She was moving as hard as she can but I had tied her and gagged her. So that’s the only thing she could do. I licked her pussy and again bit her. Then I bit her mound and all she was able to do was make some movement that didn’t do shit. When I...
I am Rishi Kumar from Coimbatore. I was a call boy? May be, but i feel this is a service to aunties those who starve for sex. I have fucked many aunties those who need sex and i would like to share my experience with one of the aunty who i fucked and satisfied her sex desire. I was there in a shopping mall to buy some groceries and there was the aunty who was shopping too. We both were near and searching for something when i found Durex Flavored Condom on the shelf, i was very curious and i...
IncestIntroduction: this is my first story im only 19 so this fantasy was hard or me to write this is one fantasy i think about alot and i hope you enjoy please dont read this if you will have a problem with rape ….. Gina is a 16 yr old girl from the rich side of town she isnt one of those anorexic girls who think a size six is normal she is a size 12 with a nice round ass and tits on the large side of the scale for her age. Gina was always curious about the guys from the poorer side of town they...
Hubby had gone on a business trip to Tampa.By Sunday evening I felt my skin was burning me to flames;I decided to call a doctor to come home to check my warm body…By midnight somebody rang the doorbell.I stood up from the bed; I was little bit flimsy, but I made my way to the entrance. I opened the door and found there a young doctor… a very young and handsome one indeed.I let him in and asked to follow me to my bedroom upstairs.He did it; I was sure he was enjoying the rear sight from my hips...
Some days, it just paid to stay in bed. Sam rolled over and groaned. Her head hurt, her mouth was dry, and she felt as though every kind of creature was crawling over her eyeballs. She covered her face with the pillow, and listened to the clock radio. It was singing at her, telling her it was time to get up. But how could she? She had stayed out way too late with her friends last night, and ended up so sloshed she couldn’t even stand upright on her own. And she had never, ever, in her entire...
It was Saturday night and my boys and I were in our apartment playing video games and pre-game drinking for the night we had planned. I was the second oldest out of my two best friends in college. My best friend was the oldest and our roommate which later on become another best friend of mine was the youngest. The drive to our favorite club was approximately 40 minutes from our campus. It was around 930pm when we decided to get dressed and head to the club. My girlfriend back home had no...
My name is Rebecca O'Connell. My friends call me Becky but you can call me Beck. Everybody does. I have a tough job, ladies and gentlemen. My job involves the arduous task of running all over the continent of North America finding sexy Black men to fuck. From Boston to Atlanta and New York. From Toronto to Calgary and Montreal. From Mexico City to Cancun. Wherever sexy Black men are to be found, I'll be there. Now, you wouldn't think that's such a hard thing to do since I'm a five-foot-eleven,...