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It was just one of those nights. I was really horny, but not in the usual sense. I had this craving. I’ve had it before and I will have it again.
I wanted to suck cock.
Granted, I may have been a little buzzed, but that’s not an excuse. I’ve been to bars many times. But this time, the desire to feel a cock in my mouth, getting harder, longer, spitting its pre-cum, and ultimately shooting its load into my cock-sucking mouth, well, it was just over whelming.
I was probably driving a bit too fast, or at least, over the speed limit. I loved this road, especially the curves. The warm summer weather made it even more enticing.
He coughed and put the empty shot glass down on the bar, blinking rapidly as the whisky burned its way into his stomach. Shaking his head, he turned and blanched as he watched her at the opposite end of the bar. Hannah tossed her long blonde curls over a bare shoulder with a laugh, her blood-red dress making her a beacon of beauty that men just couldn’t seem to resist. Joel slumped onto a barstool as the surreal angel delicately accepted a long-stemmed wineglass from another suitor, and ordered...
CuckoldAnita used by a horny bartenderWe were that night enjoying our last day in Jamaica and Ana had chosen to have some drinks at a bar close to the beach…I had been to the bathroom and on my way back to our table I noticed that the huge black bartender, whose name was Julius, was talking close to my wife.Ana saw me coming back over and smiled: I could see some relief in her face. That black bastard had been making moves on her all night every time my back was turned, and we were thinking about...
This time we had spent some days at Dominica…Helena had recommended my sweet wife a very comfortable resort and we had enjoyed really some wonderful vacation days…It was our last night there; so my sweet Ana had chosen to have some drinks at a bar close to the beach…I had gone to the men’s room and on my way back to our table I noticed that the huge black bartender, called Purcell, was talking close to my sexy wife.Ana saw me coming back over and smiled: I could see some relief in her face.That...
He requires a second glance. Standing about 6'3, with the body of a rugby player, he definitely grabs my attention. I watch his big hands, forecasting what lies below in his pants, mixing drinks with ease.He turns around and his frontside looks even better than his backside. Piercing blue eyes melt me. He has wavy dark hair, with a trimmed beard and mustache. His beard! Don't get me started on my thoughts about how his beard would feel ... rubbing against my face ... on my thighs ... between...
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How am I going to keep myself from hitting on every woman here, Stephanie asked herself as she walked into the club. It was bad enough that when she drank she hit on girls, but it was controllable all until she slept with one. The woman broke up with her almost right after sleeping with Stephanie. That was three months ago. Now she knew what she wanted. She hadn’t found a woman since her first and that was driving Stephanie crazy. It seemed like every time she looked at a woman now she could...
How am I going to keep myself from hitting on every woman here, Stephanie asked herself as she walked into the club. It was bad enough that when she drank she hit on girls, but it was controllable all until she slept with one. The woman broke up with her almost right after sleeping with Stephanie. That was three months ago. Now she knew what she wanted. She hadn’t found a woman since her first and that was driving Stephanie crazy.It seemed like every time she looked at a woman now she could...
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“One more?” he asked. She nodded and took her wallet from her purse. He handed her the scotch on the rocks – her sixth or seventh one for the evening – and wondered how she managed to keep her balance on the high barstool. Her eyes had that glazed look of somebody who had definitely had a few too many, but if he had not been the one to pour her drinks – all six or seven of them – he would not have guessed she was drunk. There was no characteristic slumping or wobbling or even raucous...
Introduction: My wife Cindy meets a bartender at a fundraiser and has some fun. Sharing Cindy Chapter 16 This is part of the continuing true story of my wife and some of the adventures we have had over the years. While some people seem to have issues with wives who have sex with others, I for one find it extremely erotic to have such a highly sexual wife and wouldnt change anything. Here is the latest adventure I would like to share with those like minded individuals. ...
The (Mis) Adventures of Missy – The Bartender It’s Friday night in Galveston, and to be honest, I’m a Cougar on the Prowl. My name is Missy. I am 40 years old and divorced. About 5′ 2′ barefoot, medium length dark brown hair and dark brown eyes. Not rail thin but not too overweight either. My chest is 36 C, almost a D. My best friends call me curvy. I’ve had my fill of serious men and I’m looking for some good old fashioned fun. My girlfriends, Stacey and Eve and I like to go to a local club...
The (Mis) Adventures of Missy - The Bartender It's Friday night in Galveston, and to be honest, I'm a Cougar on the Prowl. My name is Missy. I am 40 years old and divorced. About 5' 2" barefoot, medium length dark brown hair and dark brown eyes. Not rail thin but not too overweight either. My chest is 36 C, almost a D. My best friends call me curvy. I've had my fill of serious men and I'm looking for some good old fashioned fun. My girlfriends, Stacey and Eve and I like to go to a local club...
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