Excerpts From My Inexperience The First Time I Bought a Vibrator
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There is a time in every lass’s life when she imagines what a big, hard cock-pounding would be like. There is also a time when she can’t get hold of a cock for love nor money. And what does she do, in such a situation? She buys a vibrator. Or a dildo. Or a banana. Or maybe, if she’s ambitious, a cucumber. I’m sure some lasses consider purchasing a marrow, too, but in my opinion, that’s stretching it a bit too far. Literally.
This story only available on Lush Stories. If you are reading it elsewhere, it has been stolen.I don’t get out much. It isn’t because I am a wild, rampant nymphomaniac whose sole object in life is to fuck anybody and everybody I can lure through the door via the internet and sex lines (although I am sure there are many of you who were hoping I was). Nor is it because I am so agoraphobic that I cannot cross the threshold into the Huge Outdoors without sacrificing three goats, turning round 16...
First TimeThis story only available on Lush Stories. If you are reading it elsewhere, it has been stolen. I’ve always been a bit of a loner. Even in my daydreams, which largely featured a handsome prince who saw me completely differently to how I really am, more time was spent waiting and dreaming of him in those solitary imaginings than I did actually with him in them. I believe that was prophetic, leading into (or perhaps from?) pathetic. When it comes to sex, with two startling exceptions, all of that...
This story only available on Lush Stories. If you are reading it elsewhere, it has been stolen. One day, anybody who is lucky enough reaches a point when they can finally say they had their first kiss (a proper full-on grown-up-type snog). The first of my friends to have theirs was Jo. All my other friends followed on after that. It is safe to say I might possibly be a late starter – my first kiss was well over an entire decade later than Jo’s. I was thirty two. Thirty two! Thirty, sodding,...
This story only available on Lush Stories. If you are reading it elsewhere, it has been stolen. I don’t get out much. It isn’t because I am a wild, rampant nymphomaniac whose sole object in life is to fuck anybody and everybody I can lure through the door via the internet and sex lines (although I am sure there are many of you who were hoping I was). Nor is it because I am so agoraphobic that I cannot cross the threshold into the Huge Outdoors without sacrificing three goats, turning round 16...
[This issue is dedicated to my writing buddy, Eric. May you live long and prosper!] Caleb Jones presents... Excerpts from the upcoming Post-Great Shift issue of The TV Guide (All copyrights are reserved to the proper owners.) TV Guide Picks of the week: Xena, Warrior Prince As a result of all the body-swapping of last week's show, Xena, now inside the body of Hercules, the son of Zeus; and Gabrielle, now occupying the body of her former best friend and new husband Xena,...
Excerpts From A Diary March 26 2001 Just another weekend ending with me and my wife fighting. March 27 2001 Sick of arguing, we decide to try something different. March 28 2001 Today we had an appointment with a therapist for some counseling. During the hypnosis I heard him saying: "Men look great in female lingerie!" March 29 2001 We have a frank conversation. March 30 2001 My wife bought me a set of bras, panties and stockings. They look great on me! March 31...
Emma : 5ft 10inches, long brown hair with blonde highlights, attractive but not showy, recently left school, training to be an accountant. Monday 3rd May 2021. So, that weekend was a wash out. Supposed to be going up to Leeds for a weekend with Joe. Looking forward to a birthday shag. Got my negative test on Friday, then a call from Joe Friday night to say he had a positive so couldn’t go. Frustrated all weekend, had to resort to my vibrator which only made me more frustrated, l need a...
Let me tell you one of my fetishes. I do like shemale porn, but only if they looked very feminine and not the ones looking like cross-dressers. Let me challenge you to guess my age. During one of my hopeless days, I came across this person in social media, she was a trans-woman. She spoke very nicely and sensibly. We exchanged numbers and texted for some days, got to know each other. One day she herself asked for a meet. I too was interested and said okay to it. We decided to meet in a mall....
After Shoba left the house, I kept thinking about her. I felt bad to have rushed through without realizing how it might affect her. I texted her the same evening but again, got no replies. Back home things didn’t go as planned. The cook’s kid got sick and was admitted in a hospital there in Assam. So she had to stay back. I also asked the maid to spend some more days at her place. But I gave them both their salaries. Life again got monotonous. Although Shoba texted back, she avoided any kind of...
Friday, April 16, 2010 Just got home from my first "Pussy Party". Fortunately no one saw me come in and I quickly got into the shower to wash off before anyone come smell me. I reeked of pussy. Lydia and I got to the apartment about six and was greeted at the door by this big butch lesbian who first looked at us with suspicion then let us in. We were a little nervous. The place was filled with all these naked women of all shapes and sizes. Within minutes we were hit on by several women. One...
As a young girl my wife had a neighbor named Walt . He was a very tall Black man that had the only swimming pool in the neighborhood .All the k**s wanted to swim there and he would let them a couple times a week. Her bedroom had a direct view of the pool and his bedroom window . My wife's first experience happened one night as she was getting ready for bed . She had changed into her pj's with the curtains open . As she was closing them she had noticed Walts curtains were open as well . She...
My name is Melvin or Mel for short except when I dress up as a girl and then I’m Melani. I am 14 live with my single Mom and enjoy my summers because I have nothing to do except pursue my passion, sex. There are three things I like to do and I can’t say that I prefer one or the other. I love the feeling of a hard cock in my hands and mouth; I love to feel a hot, wet pussy grip my tongue and I love dressing up like a girl. I’m well known at the Thrift Store for picking out cloths for my...
Don't worry, I will always answer your so nice and hot messages... :-)))) It's only that I don't have always time to answer you immediately but be sure that you make me wet... :-PPPP Sorry but I prefer to don't tell you from which side of the world I'm writing, that was in the deal with my husband. I hope and wish that you understand. Who knows maybe one day you will suck my nipples and not only... :-))) Never say never... :-))) Yes I think so that it's tough move go into therapy with your wife...
Hi fellas, this is Nathan, 25 years old gentleman who loves exploring kinks with other people. I usually surf around the web to connect with people who are into cuckold and other fetishes. I have my fair share of experience meeting people and being part of their fantasies. A lot of Indians pose themselves as cuckold but are merely fake ones. I have had the most enjoyable experience with white people who really enjoy sex and are straightforward about what they want. So, while surfing the web,...
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When Father Mortimer checked into the hotel it was eight in the evening.The room was a basic no frills double with a small bathroom. He would never stay in such a hotel if he was attending one of his ecclesiastical conferences but for what he had planned it was just perfect.He got down on his knees and bent his balding aged head over a black gilt leaf Bible he had respectfully placed on the edge of the bed.“Blessed Lord Jesus forgive me for my sins,” he muttered and crossed himself three...
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Note : This story is completely fictional!In nineteen forty six Thelma Lou Anderson was married with three kids. Linda was the oldest. She was sixteen. Guy and George was ten and Guy seven. Thelma owned a beauty shop in Kansas City. She suspected her husband Lawerance was cheating on her again. She followed him one day when he thought she was at work and saw him go into a house. A woman opened the door and he went in. That was all the proof she needed. She went home and packed her suitcase and...
Incest"I am prepared to literally turn up at yours, suck your cock, and then go home again," I texted.The reply came quickly, and it wasn't just a "Yes". It was a "Fucking yes!"My attempt at a first blow job had seemed to go down well. Rather, I seemed to have gone down well, and so did his spunk: all down my throat, my lips, my chin, his cock and my hand. And who could blame me for wanting to try again, with such a result? In the back of my mind was the thought that we'd tried starting a tit-wank,...
First TimeMother Ethel always enjoyed the short walk to the train station. It was beautiful Autumnal morning and Mother Ethel took the opportunity to walk to the train station as she knew that she had a very busy day ahead. Those that saw Mother Ethel along the way bowed reverently,they knew that Mother Ethel was a Nun of the Monastery of Repentance and when a Nun or a Monk walked past it was polite to bow, for many knew what the Nun's and Monk's of the Monastery were capable of. As Mother Ethel strolled...
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I don’t suppose I’m the only girl whose first sexual experience (other than solo masturbation) was with a member of the same sex. It’s obvious that when you’re having your first stirrings of sexual feelings, even if they are only directed at your favourite pop singer, it’s much easier to talk about them with a friend who is going through the same emotional turmoil. And is it any wonder that talking sometimes turns to physical contact and experimentation? I had a good friend called Julie, who...
I don’t suppose I’m the only girl whose first sexual experience (other than solo masturbation) was with a member of the same sex. It’s obvious that when you’re having your first stirrings of sexual feelings, even if they are only directed at your favourite pop singer, it’s much easier to talk about them with a friend who is going through the same emotional turmoil. And is it any wonder that talking sometimes turns to physical contact and experimentation?I had a good friend called Julie, who I’d...
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Your husband’s new boss is throwing an annual Christmas party which you both were invited too. As you sit in the living room wearing your black skirt with a dark red blouse you are feeling bored and out of place. The boss’s wife and of the other wives are good friends with one another and while they are friendly enough they are also ignoring you at the present time. Your husband is engaged with his boss and co-worker’s so you are plenty bored. Since no one is looking you decide to take a look...
Your husband’s new boss is throwing an annual Christmas party which you both were invited too. As you sit in the living room wearing your black skirt with a dark red blouse you are feeling bored and out of place. The boss’s wife and of the other wives are good friends with one another and while they are friendly enough they are also ignoring you at the present time. Your husband is engaged with his boss and co-worker's so you are plenty bored. Since no one is looking you decide to take a look...
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edited by Master Ken Wednesday, September 4th, 2013 "Hi, I am Miss Blythe," I said to my class, writing my name on the whiteboard with a red dry-erase marker. "I will be your World History teacher." It was the first day of the new school year and, as I launched into the course syllabus, my thoughts kept drifting to that day in June at the end of the last term, when my Living God, the Holy Mark Glassner, walked into this very classroom and changed my very outlook on life. I didn't know...
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[ For something a little different than usual for me! ]I'd never done all that much 'anal' experimentation. I had, briefly, when I'd been a little younger but I hadn't since then---until I decided one day, on impulse, to buy a cheap dildo/vibrator at a local adult bookstore. I admit that the experience of buying it was a little nerve-wracking, though. It was my luck that the person working behind the counter that day was a cute girl about my age; and I almost decided against going through with...
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