Deputy PorterChapter 47
Homer began with the statement, "A good drug dealer is like a priest. In that he keeps everyone's secrets. The only think different is we will not be a martyr for anyone." "So?' a very nervous looking Simpson asked. "So when I got invited to stop by a sex party, I knew that I would be seeing things I didn't necessarily want to know about. I went to the Allen house. The old man who organized the party let me in, and I began moving product. The people there were so stupid, I had to...