The Workout
Beep beep beep. Oh god, is it really 5:30 again? I’m not going today, I’m just going to get up, pee and then crawl back into bed. I slowly make my way to the bathroom in the dark. As I drain my bladder with my panties around my ankles I keep my eyes closed. As the stream fizzles I reach for the roll. ‘Shit, no toilet paper.’ I stand up and scuttle over to turn on the light so I can see, then scuttle back and finish up. As I stand up, my eyes are still fighting the light but I catch a...