The Shower Show
The Shower Show I was crossing the dinning room headed for the kitchen when a movement outside caught my eye. Two kids were climbing up my rose trellis to get on my back porch roof. I rushed out there and grabbed one boy by his foot and pulled on him until he dropped down. The other boy jumped off the roof and ran like hell. The one that I was stepping on wasn’t going anywhere. When I asked him what to hell he thought he was doing, he replied, “We just wanted a better view of...