You Want Me to Do What Chapter 2
"I'm still pissed at you, jackass. Your son has much more finesse and charisma than I remember you having when you were his age. We've been eating sandwiches and talking about sex. Sleep on the sofa, I don't like you yet!" she declared. As we walked upstairs, my mom leaned into me and asked, "What was that about, 'if I could date you, ' what exactly did you mean?" As we walked to my room I said, "Wow, you really were sheltered, weren't you?" We sat on my bed next to one...