Commands
Our protagonist was always the one to fail. Failed to do household chores, failed to meet expectations at work or school. Doomed to lead a life of miserable failure 'If only I could be told to do something more fun. Something I'd actually enjoy doing.' The fates heard the plea. For though they work in mysterious ways, they have for some unknowable reason decided to grant our protagonist this wish. They also know our protagonist very well, and concluded that the best commands should be erotic;...