John Deere Green
Some of you out there might have heard that country song by Joe Diffie called “John Deere Green”, about how a big heart and the words “Billy Bob Loves Charlene” showed up on the water tower, and about how everybody in town thought that was all sweet and stuff. Well, you see, the thing is that My Uncle Charley knows some folks over there in Nashville, and one of those people he knows is Mister Diffie, who wrote that song after Uncle Charley told him the story about that water tower ... except...