My pig boyfriend
My boyfriend is a pig. I mean, he didn't devolve into one overnight. At first everything was fine. We dated a couple of times, he seemed like a normal adult male. Sure, he was in his thirties and still rented. He worked as a carpenter. I was willing to overlook that by his thirties he should have been on his own or running a small company instead of working on someone else's crew. And of course, his profession was seasonal. So, his company shut down just after Thanksgiving. And he...