Elevator Hook Up
The cabbie pulls up to my hotel and lets me out. I pay him with a fifty that I found and tell him to keep the change. He hesitates to take the money at first seeing as how I’m only wearing a towel, he must have been wondering where I pulled the money from. I very casually close the cab door and walk into the hotel, greeting all those staring at me. I walk over to the front desk and ask if I have any messages. The clerk looks at me with a ‘not again’ expression before nodding no and suggesting...