Mr Comma
"Hi, Mr Comma."“Hello, anybody there?”“Please Mr Comma, come out to play.”“No.”“Please Mr Comma, or should that be Ms Comma?”“Just Comma will do. And the answer is still no.”“Meany.”“Yes, why don’t you use Full Stop or Quotation Marks? You are always using them.”“Well, this is a job that only you can do for me.”“Oh yes.”"Yes, I promise you are perfect for what I want, and besides you are my favourite.""Horse shit. So far you have written eighty-one words, used Full Stop ten times and Quotation...
Masturbation