Prison turned me Gay
I was a notorious drinker at one time, and had gotten several D.U.I.'s, but luckily had never spent more than a week in jail. Someone would always bail me out, but finally, the last time, the judge threw the book at me, and sentenced me to 90 days in the county lock up. There was nothing anybody could do, so I resolved myself to the fact that I would just have to do the time, and make the best of it. Part of me hoped just to be left alone, and hoped that I would not wind up being someone's...