Revenge of the NerdChapter 84
Jeff was right. So much of that stuff seemed stupid and almost pointless. Was it possible that in all those countless weddings before ours nobody had questioned them? We heard the band leader introduce us. "Do I wave like a political candidate or a beauty pageant contestant?" "Don't you dare. Just smile and walk to our table." I don't think he would have done his wave. I suspected he was joking. We walked to our table for two. Jeff got a funny look as he saw the table. "We've...