Green Acres 10 Hammer and Tongs Trying to Make Alf Gorgeous
Green Acres 10: Hammer and Tongs, Trying to Make Alf Gorgeous By Ron Dow75 While Mrs. Douglas was back in her bedroom putting on the briefs Ralph had loaned her, Alf, in his little French outfit, was doing his sister's tie. "I thought girls were better at tying knots." "Not when you're at the wrong end of the noose," pinstriped Ralph said looking down at her brother's hands. "And if you were good at tying knots, you'd be married by now! (heh, hnh!)" Alf laughed at his own...