Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 56
Compliments of Allan The German clockmaker said to the watch that kept going tick, tick, tick: “Ve haff vays to make you tock”... An infinite number of people walk into a bar... The first orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a quarter beer. The fourth orders an eighth of a beer... The bartender pulls out two beers and tells them to know their limit. Why are North Korean weekends so lame? Because there’s only one party.