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Author’s note: Some of the dialogue must be read phonetically since I have tried to give the story the flavor of where it occurs. Say it out loud if necessary. Just think of the Beverly Hillbillies, if you are old enough to know who they were, and you will catch on. If you can’t appreciate this then exit right now, please. Marty Mae wasn’t the brightest candle on the cake there in the Ozarks holler but she was one of the prettiest. That got her plenty of attention from the horniest boys even...