Rough Sex
I originally intended to go to the tanning bed but then I remembered I forgot to put on a thong under my sundress. I wear a thong when I lie in the bed because I like the way the white lines accentuate my hips and make my legs look longer. I also put one of those red playboy bunny stickers on my chest. (You HAVE to put the sticker in the same place every time because if it slips that bunny is going to look like Abraham Lincoln.) I also HAVE to do this free form kind of peripheral wandering...