Husband is late pizza man is on time
"Hey, when are you going to be home?", I asked my husband Ben. "Probably not for another hour", he replied. "OK. Text me in 30 and I'll order pizza for the night". "Will do babe" he replied. We said our I love yous and hung up.I slipped into my bikini. I looked at myself in the mirror. I should have thrown this bikini out years ago as it's too small these days. Regardless, I headed to the hot tub. I filled the cooler with some beers. I opened a beer and jumped in the hot tub. It's a great...