Piss Test
Piss Testby DirtyMindedMomI pull into the parking lot of the clinic. I’m fifteen minutes early. I decide to sit in my car and wait. I shouldn’t even have to waste my time doing this. A piss test? For what? d**gs, they say. I’m a man about to turn 56 years old. I’m not messing around with d**gs at my age. Unless you count Lipitor or coumadin, and pretty soon Viagra. Maybe it’s just a ruse to get a health diagnostic so they could reject me without being liable for ageism.I should be planning my...