The Strangest Player
I am known as the strangest player. A dynamo, a champion, a prodigy, undefeated. But then, I get shit because I don't seem like a player. I'm caucasian, not very tall, pretty built unlike many of those lanky-ass players in their pimp costumes. I'm unconventional, but very strategic. I can get any woman, but I don't want every woman. And I don't want any gaysex dogsex necrophiliac underaged bullshit neither. One of the few things those jealous wannabes got on me is that I only go after women...