New Year s Names
I've been seeing a lot of Chris -- her name isn't really Ms Claus, it isn't even Kringle -- anyway, I've been seeing a lot of her since Christmas Eve. She even managed to drag me out of the house to spend Christmas with her friends: Jo and Erin and Pam. We've had dinner three times and gone to the movies twice, but we hadn't... well you know, since Christmas Eve. Actually, I was kind of relieved in a perverse sort of way. I mean I never, you know, on a first date. And Christmas Eve hadn't even...