ARNOLDS MOTOR INN
I was tired, I'd worked my day job and went to my night job at the "Gentlemen's club where I was a bouncer, my wife, thought I was taking to long getting home from the club and accused me of, she thought I was boinking some of the girls, I wasn't (at the time) but once convinced she was hard to unconvinced. Worse someone informed her that I was seen at one of the "No tell, Motels" with some lady. When she told me that I had a good idea who informed her and knew she wasn't going to listen...