I m fucking Santa Claus
It was Christmas time, just a few days after Black Friday, the biggest shopping day of the year. Kyle was looking for some new clothes at a store when he overheard two sales girls gossiping about the new mall Santa Claus. Girl 1: “Have you seen the new Santa Claus at the mall? I hear he’s a total a dirty old man.”Girl 2: “No, what did you hear?”Girl 1: “My friend Chloe told me that she went to get a photo with her on Santa’s lap as a lark, but when she was sitting on his knee, she started to...