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No one was harmed in the typing of this story, although I did strain my left-hand pinkie finger a few times when hitting the “q” key. As part of my 12-Step program, my Anger Management Therapist says I need to write about why I am stressed before I can release it ... so here goes... Hi! My name is Chuck! (Yes, I heard all the freak in’ jokes in school... “what’s up Chuck?” ... get it ... UP CHUCK!) Real mature guys ... but it gives you a peek into my formative years. I was a super nerd in...

When a Body Meets a Body While Chugging Down a Rye

After recovering from the hate mail and death threats generated by my last submission, I decided to let my “wise-ass” sub-identity (that is a ranking comment folks, such as “primary-identity”, “dragon-identity”, ““wise-ass identity” ... NOT that the identity is sub as in submissive) out for a spin around the block. When a body meets a body while chugging down a rye ... sung to the old Irish (Scottish?) tune “Gin a body meet a body, Comin’ through the rye” OK people, listen up ... there...

Friend Lover Spouse

Edited by Barney R. Messed with by me. All mistakes are my fault. She wanted it all. I am on my way to court to witness the end of my marriage. It is a trip I never thought I would have to make. I, like almost everyone who gets married promised ‘til death due us part’ or words that mean the same. Jess (Jessica) McKellar and I had been dating, engaged, or married on and off since my junior year in high school. I am Art (Arthur) Tompson, now 34, and am a financial planner. Jess is 31 and...

iCarly iFound Bigfoot

Part One Carly Shay and Freddy Benson, both dressed in Dukes of Hazard garb, Carly in a pair of tight Daisy Duke hotpant shorts, come traipsing down the stairs from the iCarly studio looking for Sam who's sitting on the couch watching TV. "Sam, what are you doing?" Carly asked her. "Watching the news," Sam replies. "You're supposed to be upstairs with us rehearsing for iCarly," Carly reminds her friend. "Let's go." "No, wait," Sam says. "Just let me watch the next story. I...

Oh Ks

Edited by Barney R with my thanks. I messed with it more, so all mistakes are mine. Who knew getting smacked by a swinging door could be a good thing. I am Karl Rossman, 37, and at the time of the door assault, I was 35 and never married. I had spent 15 years in the Army. I retired only because I was wounded in blue on green* incident in Afghanistan. I was given a medical discharge and an 80% disability. I walk with cane and a noticeable limp, and I have scars on both arms, my back, and...

Valentine Wish In The Wyoming Woods

"Janine?" Janine Barton looked at the man she'd accidentally bumped into in the aisle of Sav-A-Lot. He was tall, lean and a little craggy, an outdoors type with a dusting of silver on each temple-- and then suddenly the years fell off and his face thinned and smoothed out in the memory. "Tom McGreevy?" she said, eyes widened in surprise. "My gosh, Janine, I haven't seen you in..." "Don't say it," she said. Instantly she felt bashful contemplating the good-looking middle-aged man...

Lost FoundChapter 15

The first week of March was hectic. I had a term paper due in EDTHP and had mid-terms in every course. Kelly and I spent as much time together as we could, but it wasn't enough. We didn't find enough time to make love again that week. Spring break was going to be a welcome treat. Kelly and I packed our things in my VW before lunch on Friday so we could escape from State College quickly when I finished my exam in Econ 2 at 2:15. The Econ mid-term wasn't too bad and I expected to have a...

Love By The Side of The LakesChapter 3

Wednesday, August 20th I woke up with a start. "Will, Abby, Wake up!" I heard the tent rattle and shake. I opened my eyes. It was daylight. Joe demanded again, "Will, Abby, Wake Up! Are you guys awake?" "Yes, Joe. I'm awake." I said. Abby stirred. "I'm awake Joe." She said. "Good morning Abby." I said. "Good morning Will." Abby replied. We dressed and packed our things that we brought in the tent last night. I could hear a gentle rain dripping on our tent. This rain just...

A Fresh StartChapter 3

Scott looked over at Joanna where she sat asleep, slumped against the passenger door of his truck. Scottie sat in his booster seat in the back of the four door cab, also asleep. Scottie had sacked out less than thirty minutes into the long drive home. Joanna had stayed awake, talking over the coming confrontation with Danielle. Her frazzled nerves and the events of the past several days finally caught up with her and she had begun nodding. Scott admired her profile, reaching over to take one...

The Accidental MasterChapter 12 The Eighth Night

Amazingly, we were able to shower and get ready without any actual sex. That's not to say that there wasn't some teasing and touching. There was. In fact, there was quite a bit of that. Despite that, I was able to get out of the bathroom relatively quickly. I resisted Angela's attempts to entice me to be a little late by spending some quality time together, or more precisely, entwined. I slipped on my tuxedo and headed downstairs to catch a few minutes of the news. It gave me a chance to...

Max Scores Chapter 5

Monday morning, Max groaned as he struggled to roll over and shut off the alarm clock, finding his way blocked by the sleeping and beautiful, Maggie. On his other side, twined around him in the same fashion, was Thea. As much as he hated to move, that alarm clock was driving him mad, and his bladder was complaining. He wriggled out from between them, slammed his hand down on the clock, then paused to cover the girls before padding, bare-assed, to take care of the other need. Except for a...

Mike Radford Accidental HeroChapter 4

As he accepted the week’s pay from John Rider, Mike said, “It’s been an interesting week. I won’t say that I loved the job, but it wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be.” John said, “I’ve got to admit that I’m shocked that you stayed the week.” “I learned a lot this week,” Mike replied dropping the coins into his money purse. Cat had told him to stay the week regardless of what happened. He wasn’t sure why she had been so insistent, but he followed her instructions and made the best of the...

IndiscretionsChapter 8

By Monday and Tuesday, we had gotten into the routine of being at the beach in the morning. Lunch at the picnic table. After lunch, Carol would find something to do with Steve for a couple of hours, and Brad and I would go to the cabin, go to bed for over an hour then shower. We would have dinner around 6:00, and then Brad would take off to find Barbara. Steve, Carol and I would play cards until it was time to retire for the night. Carol and Steve would have sex. I would masturbate, Brad,...

SurvivorChapter 02

The trip deeper into the property does take them through a few of the lower fences, and Pat is surprised all of the gates are left open. When asked about it Sarge says, “If we leave the gates open it makes moving about easier, but the main reason is it allows the little stock we do have here to wander as they will so we don’t have to move them to new grazing. In short, we’re too lazy to move the stock so we let them move themselves when they wish to.” Pat laughs at the very practical...

Loving AmyChapter 9

The next day Brad and Amy took a cab to the Branson home and picked up Amy's car. Evelyn hugged him and he had to eventually pry her off his neck. The computer equipment had been delivered and John was busy setting it up. Brad had Amy drive the car to the Department Of Motor Vehicles. He was surprised that she drove very well for a neophyte. She drove slower than Brad would have, but all in all, she was driving like she had at least some experience. She took the drivers test and passed. As...

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