I Married an Asexual
You are Katie. A beautiful, tall blonde bombshell. And you just happen to be married to a man who does not have sex. His name is Ron. You met in college. Ron couldn't keep his eyes off you and for weeks you would flirt with him in class. But he never asked you out. Finally in frustration you asked him out, and were shot down. A week later you went to his dorm room, drunk and angry. You demanded to know why he wouldn't go out with you and it was then that he dropped his stunning revelation....