The Naked WarriorChapter 9
After being strapped to an atomic bomb by a cackling supervillain, running into microbes that could induce a jaunt through the astral plane, and getting an alien space princess for a girlfriend, you’d think that I’d be out of things to find utterly surreal. Heck, I’d taken banging a sexy spider chick in stride. Gigantic lizard monster? Pff! I could handle that. Galaxy sprawling alien slave empires? Passe! But some part of me still rebelled at the idea of a sexy neanderthal. It just didn’t...