An Unexpected Delight
It was an ordinary Wednesday morning on my way to start a new job at some guys house, new cupboards and a kitchen sink to fit.A text comes through: "Hi Stephen, it's Jim, just checking you're still coming? I'm holding off going to work to run through a few things with you."I don't bother replying as I'm five minutes away. After parking at the house Jim comes to the door, sadly excited and gives me a wave."Christ," I think to myself, "it's Ned-fucking-Flanders."I walk up to the door with my box...
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