the hand man
Fred turned up n time to star the job.He was let in by the owner of the house,a women of about 5ft 1" slightly over weight,but with a decent enough figure he thought.She showed him in to the main room and went to put the kettle on,just the right start to the day.Fred took his clothes of and slipped his shorts ad t shirt on as it was a hot day and the room faced south so got very warm very quickly,this done he put his dust sheets down and sorted out his brushes and paint.When there was a tap at...