The Celebrity TitFucker
You are a mysterious stranger, extremely fit, with a hard-sculpted fit body from years of weight training, running, martial arts, gymnastics, yoga, etc. You are ruggedly handsome, with piercing eyes, a strong chiseled chin and a hypnotic, charming personality that women around the world find irresistible. You've fucked your fair share of sexy babes here and there (thanks to the special device you invented - due, in fact, to your natural mechanical brilliance) - which allows you to 'teleport'...