On my knees for Daddy
We were at Wal-Mart holding hands shopping for thinks we needed for our new dog when He leans into my ear "princess, that spiked collar will look so pretty on your neck." I laugh and playfully punch him in the ribs. "I'm serious, princess." He takes the collar off the peg and drops in into our cart next to the rawhide chews and the laundry detergent. I look at Him like he had gone mental, I laugh and move along. In the next aisle He says, "Baby, I am thinking very dirty thoughts again." and...