30 reasons to masturbate
1) Because you’ve just gone to bed and it helps you fall asleep2) Because you’ve just woken up and it’ll help wake you up3) Because you’ve got cramps and orgasms help them go away4) Because it means you learn how you like to be touched5) Because you can’t stop thinking about what happened the other night…6) Because you’ve had a stressy day and it’ll chill you the fuck out7) Because you just got new batteries for your vibrator8) Because your entire family just left the house and now you’re home...