Your My Bitch for Tonight Pegged
I was greeted at the door, however, not by an angry, upset wife, but by a smiling one. She gave me a big hug and a kiss and asked the normal "How was your trip?" questions. As I carried in my bags and engaged in conversation, I looked around the house. No box. Had it not come? Did it not ship yet? Was it lost in the mail? Who cares?! A feeling of relief came over me. My surprise purchase was not discovered and this could remain my little secret. The next day I went back to life as normal and...