Jokes and GigglesChapter 843
Wife texts husband at work on a cold winter’s morning; “Windows frozen won’t open.” Husband texts back; “Gently pour some lukewarm water over it.” Wife texts back 5 minutes later; “Computer really fucked now.” A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck’s one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, “Well, we have the Parthenon.” Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, “We have the Coliseum.” The Greek retorts, “We Greeks gave birth...