How I met my hero or The adventures of Super Slut
You want to know, how I met your dad? Well, I warn you, that's a complicated one. And it ´s messy! To be honest, at some points, it won´t show your mother in the best light, and you might think I am kind of slutty and all, but I taught you to be honest and accurate, which means I have to be it too. There might be a lot of sex in it as well. Yeah I know, that's nothing kids want to her about her mother, but you´re adults now and maybe you learn a thing or two from it. Hey, don't cover your ears....