Customer Service
Customer Service A drabble by Radioactive Loner . Copyright 2001 I irately call customer service. A chirpy voice answers. "Welcome to LifeBank! How can I help you?" "My new credit card is wrong." "How so?" "It has the wrong name." "Sir?" "I'm A-A-R-O-N Fitzpatrick. You have it as E-R-I-N." "I'm terribly sorry, sir. We'll correct that situation right away." A dial tone. Nausea hits. Psychedelic colors obscure my vision. My consciousness...