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Daniel knew he was in for a spanking. 23 years old but his Mother would put him over her lap for sure.

He looked at the shop manageress as she sat behind her desk and then across at the middle aged woman sitting crossed legged next to him, clearly annoyed.

It had been a joke. Mum had sent him to the mall to buy a couple more wooden backed hairbrushes to replace the ones worn out through so much use on his bare bottom. He bought it from the first floor of the ladies clothes shop his Mother favoured, and on his way to the ground floor thought he saw his Mother go into a changing cubicle. He thought he would shock his Mother and went over to the changing room, threw open the curtain and cried out “boo” as loud as he could.

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