Chastity Belt Roulette
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How are you, my name is Fransisco and I'm on my way to prison again. I am very scared, the experience that I lived locked up 2 years ago could be repeated. Just thinking about how my cellmate raped me and used me like a rag, hitting me and making me the babe in that place, gives me goose bumps.
How was I ever condemned again? let me explain, when I got home everything had changed, my wife wanted to impose on me and make me the housewife, just as I try to hit me for anything that did wrong to let me be there living with her. Result that I hit her, with everything that happened in prison I could not stand it. The judge this time did not show mercy and sent me to a worse place, well that's what he told me, but until now I have not seen anything strange.
When I arrived at the place, only very beautiful and very juicy women, they made me lower my pants to check me and make sure I did not have anything with me. I watch as she puts on a black glove and proceeds to lubricate two fingers, but when I wanted to protest, she stamped my face against the table and put her two fingers. I do not know why I was hard but I wanted to have sex in that same place.
All right, said the officer, on my way to my cell, I only see beautiful women with all kinds of body. When I arrived at my cell, I saw the most beautiful woman I had seen in my life, with a striped shirt and apron, and her attributes excelled. With a very sweet voice she received me and we started talking about ourselves. Everything was amazing and what the judge said he did not believe anything, surrounded by these beautiful women and with my cellmate, I am the most dignified man in the world.
At the time of bathing, I was very confident and sure was the only man in that place, '' true, '' I put the hard cock before entering was sure of my manhood with 20 cm of penis, I was laughing and wishing that some of these women saw me and wanted to have sex with me there is same. At first there was no one in the showers, so when I started sculpting the sound of the drops splashing on the floor, someone had entered.
Very happy and washing my bags and ass well, I drop the soap, for a five seconds I forget the basic rule of any prison, never pick up the soap and pay it dearly. My cellmate greeted me, while I was on my way to my soap, I got hard and happy, finally I would have sex. Precisely when I get to lean everything to lift the soap she grabs me by the waist and ......
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