Red Riding hood, called Red by her friends,
was a Shy innocent Soul. More apt to doing
her chores than kissing boys
She often visited her grandmother. The woman lived in a cabin out
in the woods. It was almost time to
bring supplies out.
Should Red go?
Kaidence
4 years ago
I believe everyone must have heard the story of Little Red Riding Hood. "I walked alone on the small road in the suburbs. I brought the cake to my grandmother and tasted it. Her family lives in a far and secluded place. I have to be careful if there are big wolves nearby. When the sun goes down, I have to go home and enter the sweet dream together with my mother." This song is familiar to everyone.However, hundreds of years ago, Little Red Riding Hood used to be an erotic story between adults,...
1 year ago
So, you think you know all about the story about Little Red Riding Hood? Well, if you're going by the stories I been hearing passed around these days, you don't know nothing 'bout what actually happened. Now you might think I'm a bit daft if I told you I was around to see what really happened...so I ain't gonna say it. What I will say is I'm old enough to know a thing or two 'bout a thing or two. So set yourself down for a spell and I'll tell you the REAL story about Little Red Riding...
2 years ago
Chapter 1Once upon a time there lived in a tiny village a pretty young woman whom everyone adored—well, everyone except the girl's mother. Delores harbored great resentment towards Red, blaming the girl for the way her life had turned out. After all, she'd had a great relationship with her boyfriend until he found out she was pregnant. And then on the day the little red-haired bundle popped out of her belly, that no-good-bum (and Red's father) left her for her younger sister. For eighteen years...
3 years ago
Sweet little Red Riding Hood… Through the darkness broken occasionally by the moonlight stabbing between the trees, the little Red Minx was stepping with a confidence along the winding path. Her petite figure was barely concealed with the short, plaid skirt flitting up and down, revealing glimpses of the sheer, white cloth that could hardly be called panties, contrasting against her glowing, brown skin. This was merely a peek into her inherent nature. Look along the lines of her toned legs...
Fantasy & Sci-Fi
2 years ago
"Need you to sign off on the contract for the hall, catering and costume shop, Gil." Shelly, my assistant with the shapely legs and long, golden locks, smiled at me as she knocked on my office door and entered. "Didn't I sign another one of these contracts just two months ago? How much are we spending annually on these company social events?" I replied with absolutely no enthusiasm. I don't like attending company parties and avoided them whenever I could. Shelly laughed and replied,...
BDSM
4 years ago
I'm Lilly and I love Halloween, especially this Halloween where I was invited to a costume party at my Grandma's house. I already have my costume on and looked forward to the treats and the party. This year, I'm Little Red Riding Hood and I may not meet a wolf, but I might meet a hunky bad boy. I was walking to my house and then this guy was walking behind me. I turned around and said, "Hi. Do I know you?" He said to me as he walked beside me, "I was just walking to a friend's...
1 year ago
Introduction: They got the story all wrong. Let me tell you what really happened. My kind readers, I apologize for such a hiatus. I hope this tale makes it up to you! Little Red Riding Hood The creepy story parents tell their children growing up about some little girl in a red cloak and a scary wolf that pretends to be her grandmother because he – ahem – eats her, is wrong. Its dead wrong, for one, to tell children about a grandmother being eaten in any way whatsoever, physical or innuendo....
2 years ago
Introduction: They got the story all wrong. Let me tell you what really happened. My kind readers, I apologize for such a hiatus. I hope this tale makes it up to you! Little Red Riding Hood The creepy story parents tell their children growing up about some little girl in a red cloak and a scary wolf that pretends to be her grandmother because he – ahem – eats her, is wrong. Its dead wrong, for one, to tell children about a grandmother being eaten in any way whatsoever, physical or innuendo....
3 years ago
Little Red Riding Hood Synopsis:When a young boy who wants to be a girl helps his ailing Grandmother, his wish is granted. [-][+][-] Once upon a time, there boy born with fiery red hair and fair skin. He grew up to become his parents pride and joy for he was strong for his small size and had nimble fingers. A secret that he kept in his Heart-Of- Hearts was a wish to be a Fair Maiden like his Mother. He prayed night after night for his wish to be granted, but he always awoke as a...
1 year ago
Sweet little Red Riding Hood… Through the darkness broken occasionally by the moonlight stabbing between the trees, the little Red Minx was stepping with a confidence along the winding path. Her petite figure was barely concealed with the short, plaid skirt flitting up and down, revealing glimpses of the sheer, white cloth that could hardly be called panties, contrasting against her glowing, brown skin. This was merely a peek into her inherent nature. Look along the lines of her toned legs...
2 years ago
From her vantage point atop the fallen menhir, Olida saw the huntsman before he saw her and had known he was coming long before he tramped into the clearing, his every footstep clear from a long way off as if he were deliberately seeking twigs to step on and leaves to tread on each time he put foot to ground. Any game animal that fell to one of his arrows would probably be just as glad to be saved the trouble of dying from embarrassment. As he stepped out of the shadows, Olida forgave him some...
4 years ago
THE VIDEO HOODSperrington Lochmuir knelt in tired resignation. A new hood? Could there be a more onerous burden than the heavy old hood, heavy leather completely covering Sperry’s head and shoulders?Whenever Sperry’s wife Cyrilla had her big parties, she’d bind Sperry naked in the middle of the room, while everyone was still clothed and socializing. This was humiliating enough, as people wore their most formal evening clothes—designer gowns and tuxedoes –and enjoyed martinis and champagne in...
1 year ago
This is in fact my very first story, based loosely on a play with my former girlfriend. I wrote it for a beautiful, brave Californian girl that has a most interesting website. For some weeks I mailed with her but lost contact. She’s still out there however, tied and left for you to find. She’s the cutest thing in ropes you ever saw and if you do find her, please be gentle with her and tell her hello from me?As for the story, it is perhaps a bit on the soft side and I am still in doubt by the...
1 year ago
Little Red Riding Hood promised to obey her mother, but she had no intentions on obeying her mother because she wanted to find out just how big and bad the wolf really is. When Little Red Riding Hood entered the woods, on her way to grandma’s house, the big bad wolf came up to her and conversed with, and wondered what so big and bad about him? He seem like a nice and handsome fellow! She simply just how wicked he was, and was not afraid of him. Simply told him that her Grandmother is sick...
1 year ago
An unusual quiet filled the air of Sherwood Forest as the heavily armed band of travelers made their way through the woods. Watchful Knights scanned the treetops; ever alert for signs of the dreaded outlaws that inhabited these groves. This band was but the latest gathered by the Lord High Sheriff to deliver the tax revenues to Nottingham Castle. A task made near impossible by the advent of the outlaw, Robin Hood. No one had ever personally seen Robin Hood, or was even sure who he really was....
1 year ago
* based on true story.*Aunt Kim and I were always close. So asking her up to my new Victorian style home seemed innocent..I thought..Little did I know... ’ wow tonight*’ she was thinking.. devilishly. ‘ hi ‘ I bounced to her hugging her tight. Kissing her on the check.’ Movie?’ She asked. Leading me to the couch. Grazing me under my skirt. With her fingers.. rubbing....’mmmsoft..’ she moaned fingering Me slow. Her finger twirling high deep between my legs. And she growled,grazing her lips...
4 years ago
Deep within an evergreen forest, there lived a small little family. Perhaps you have heard of their tale: at least, the way that it has spread out across the world, in various different tellings. Perrault told it in his book of fairy stories, and the Grimms told their own version. There are earlier versions as well, the "Grandmother's Tale". Do you remember this? Possibly you do. But maybe you cannot remember: because this story is your story. You must live it over and over again. Can you...
3 years ago
The afternoon summer sun felt hot as I reached for my drink. Relaxing in a chaise lounge, wearing only my sunglasses and swim trunks, I had just gotten out of the water and toweled off after a much deserved swim to cool off. Most of Saturday morning into the afternoon was spent mowing the lawn, working on the dock, cleaning the boat, etc. It was nice to finally be able to take a break and relax and enjoy the beautiful summer day. I had our summer lake home all to myself as my wife Lorene and...
3 years ago
The afternoon summer sun felt hot as I reached for my drink. Relaxing in a chaise lounge, wearing only my sunglasses and swim trunks, I had just gotten out of the water and toweled off after a much deserved swim to cool off. Most of Saturday morning into the afternoon was spent mowing the lawn, working on the dock, cleaning the boat, etc. It was nice to finally be able to take a break and relax and enjoy the beautiful summer day.I had our summer lake home all to myself as my wife Lorene and...
3 years ago
This tale starts immediately after "Office Mating Ch. 3" where I got reinstated to my Director position by my boss's boss and met Clara's latest visiting niece Rose, a runner with strong legs who had a lesbian incident with her coach and was vehemently against letting me probe her pussy with my prick. I mean, what's with young women these days, anyway? The next morning I awoke with thoughts of Rose, my neighbor Clara's niece, who got some great oral attention but rejected the thought...
4 years ago
Josie's job was quite near the mall where he intended to go so Freddy decided to accompany his sister on her bus ride to work. On the bus the boy would sound out his sister's views on sex in general and perhaps sex with her brother in particular. The teen wasn't so sure how to go about it. He knew subtlety was needed but that wasn't his strong point. Well, he would just have to play it by ear. "You're looking sexy this morning, sis." A few compliments never hurt to start out Freddy...
1 year ago
I had to write this to fully acknowledge where I’m standing now.I have been in this lifestyle for many years now and I have been aroused by wearing many different types of lingerie and sexy attires.After years of crossdressing with regular stockings as a teen, my first fetish obsession was with fishnets. Putting them on set me in such a sexual mood! Then it was the full bodystocking. Since these early years, I think I’ve worn pretty much any kind of sexy outfit: the maid, the student, the...
4 years ago
The hobo had been hanging around the junction most of the day. Dubbed 'Squeek' by his friends he had been living off the streets most of his adult life, earning a buck where he could. Handing out newspapers and washing windscreens for tips wasn't bad work but it was getting late into the afternoon. He was getting hungry and needed a meal and a bottle badly. Maybe even a dollar suck from one of the crack whores on his block. Rattling his change bag Squeek grinned to himself. Yeah. Another hour...
3 years ago
She was born Shyla Hood. Yet everyone in her neighbor knew her simply as Red. Called by this name not because of the color of her hair, but the fact that she always wore red. Shyla used to be called " little red" by her family and friends when she was younger. But she was all grown up now. Boy, was she ever. Shyla had developed a drop dead gorgeous figure by the time she was 18. Now 21, she had become a sexual dynamo. She had long dark hair, a 36c chest, an ass so perfect it begged to be...
Straight Sex
2 years ago
CHAPTER EIGHT When Freddie got off the plane in New York, she was carrying all her worldly possessions in her two suitcases. She felt like she was coming home, and she hoped that she was coming home to stay. King and Alexander had told her that they would meet her at King’s motel, so she wasn’t expecting anyone to be at the airport waiting for her. When she heard someone calling her name, she was quiet surprised. She turned around to find the person and was thrilled to see a very pregnant...
3 years ago
When the alarm woke me I was surprised I had found sleep in the first place. Visiting the prisoners facing certain death had affected me more than I thought. I remembered images of a fading dream about Tyr and Egill accusing me of judging and killing without remorse. Dawn had assured me yesterday that it was her who would throw the switch. Still I had to be there. It was so she told me, the assistants task to put the blindfolding hoods over the delinquents faces and it would be me who would...
2 years ago
Gentleman Jack and Freda “Fuck Meat”Age Play. Role Play. Incezt Play, Flashing, Up Skirts, Cum Shots, Cum Eating, Gang Bang, Labia Stretching Jack and Freda Burns had retired in a slow moving, quiet mid west city 5 years ago. At 65, Jack looked his age, walked with a cane from hip replacement surgery, yet carried his self with class. Freda appeared yo be a trophy wife. Although she looked to be nearing her mid 40's, she was in fact 67 years old. Plastic surgery, Botox, hair replacement,...
2 years ago
From Private School Girl Megan and AntoinePrivate school Megan had returned from school to her nice suburban home.? She was surprised by Antoine who had made a day trip from the hood to look for a house to burglarize.? She has been raped, tortured and disfigured by the sadistic intruder.? Antoine has let down his guard allowing Megan to get a knife while he is not watching Antoine robs the house, finishes off poor Megan and torches the house, returning by train to the hood.Megan’s Mom Maureen...
2 years ago
------------------------------------------------------------------- WARNING! THIS IS A WORK OF EROTIC BDSM FICTION. IT IS ADULT ORIENTED MATERIAL OF A SEXUAL NATURE. The copyright of this story remains with the author, Night Owl. This posting does not give you the rights to post this on any website. You must obtain the author's permission prior to posting. -------------------------------------------------------------------Under The Hood by Night Owl Posted: 3/04(Story Content: M/f, Abduction,...
2 years ago
"Huh? What!" Freddy was deep in sleep. Oh shit! Was the place on fire? It was his cousin, Nina. "Move over. I'm going to sleep with you." Freddy knew he wasn't hearing right. My brain must not be in gear yet he thought. It sounded like Nina was going to get in bed with him. How was that possible? The bed was barely large enough for one. "Why? How?" Freddy just wanted Nina to go away so he could get back to sleep. The fact that she was a cousin whom he'd lusted over for years...
1 year ago
Nina was not beside him when Freddy woke up. He was glad she was being cautious as far as not being discovered by other members of the family. The apartment was already stirring. Freddy figured Teresa would want to grill him about what had happened but he wasn't ready for that yet. He had plans for the morning. The biggest plan was to start laying the groundwork for Josie's seduction. Josie's job was quite near the mall where he intended to go so Freddy decided to accompany his sister on...
1 year ago
Freda came from a loving family. She was a sweet girl and her mother and father worshipped her. It was time for her to go to college and she would live alone for the first time. Well not exactly alone. She was going to share an apartment with another girl. Her name was Jenny. Freda had all her clothes packed and her parents kissed her good by. Freda drove away in the used car her father had given her. Freda was sad and homesick already but as the miles slipped by she sensed that she was going...
Lesbian
3 years ago
Let me just say that Roo, Train and Tuka were trying hard to be everywhere and to see everything and everyone all at the same time. The first time Cleo called out for the cubs to appear so she could see them, a HUMAN STAMPEDE damn near broke out within the entire camp and just about everyone was suddenly on the move heading for the woods. Cleo was just doing what is natural for a mother with cubs. The three cubs wanted to be anywhere a human hand was nearby to scratch them between the ears....
3 years ago
CHAPTER THREE On Monday, Freddie decided that she really wanted to face King on her own terms and get it over with. She dressed in jeans and went in search of the man. She started by knocking on his door. When she didn’t get an answer there, she looked in the kitchen, where she had found him the week before. When she didn’t find him there, she searched for him in the motel. But no one had seen him and no one had any idea where he was. Disappointed, Freddie returned to her rooms. As she...
1 year ago
"Ya wanted to see us, Cap'n?" Ezra asked as he and Sean walked into Capt. Johnson's office. "Yeah, I got a little job fer y'all." "Thank God, Cap'n. Sean an' I been sittin' on our tailbones for over four hours since we got back from that last little jaunt ya sent us on an' we're gittin' a little stir crazy." "Y'all are crazy, no matter what! But, to business. There's been a rash of stage robberies between here and Frontline, an' I want y'all to put a stop to 'em. It...
1 year ago
CORNELIA'S HIDDEN DEPTHS You have probably read my sister Winifred's story called "Winifred Was Willing". I want to state right up front that her portrayal of me as "plain" and destined to be an old maid is sheer and utter poppycock. It is true that I have no love of the French powders and scents that my sister Winifred and Annette are prone to employ in their shameless pursuit of male admirers. I seldom simper and daydream about this cute boy or that. There is a huge gulf between my...
2 years ago
Hang Over Red rose from her bed And said "Ow my head! That party last night was a doozie!" "All of those toys I used with those boys have turned me into a floozie!" But Red despaired not as she rubbed her poor twat and noticed it had been shaved bare "Oh dear me! How can this be? Someone has stolen my hair!" She walked to her mirror as her vision became clearer and looked at herself in full view The hair on her head was still curly and red but below her bare slit did protrude "Too many...
1 year ago
The year is 1790; Tara lives in a little village in Germany just outside a vast forest. Just like the well-known fairytale, Tara's grandmother lives deep within the wolf-infested forest, and just like the fairytale Tara has made her grandmother some cakes. This time however there is a difference. She ends up having sex with the wolf man that is hiding in her granny's cottage. Tara looks too sweet and innocent to have a big hard cock up her ass. The wolf man spunking all over her pretty face is...
Fetish
2 years ago
The next morning, Arabella set out again, this time without waking Simon. She knew somehow that he cared about her, but she owed it to Granny to make sure everything was safe and sound. Recovering the same road she'd driven over just the day before, Arabella quickly made her way across the Appalachians. It still wasn't lunch time when she started down the long steep grade into Monterey. Arabella was relieved to find everything in Monterey calm and peaceful as she drove into the town. She...
2 years ago
Main us waqt mumbai mein kaam karta tha, woh saal 2005 tha, mein 35th floor pe rehta tha, us floor pe sifr do flats occupied the, ek mera aur dusra tha reddy uncle ka, mein toh akela rehta tha, so us floor pe agar koi aur aata toh woh reddy uncle ke ghar he aata. mera yaha koi kabaar he aata tha. Aate toh mere kuch dost. Toh woh 35th floor ko jo passage tha woh ek tarah se reddy uncle ne aaram karne ke liye apni personal space jaisa rakha tha. Passage ko balcony thi, so woh waha apni aaram...
Gay Male
4 years ago
It is all a bit too much for a god-fearing, good girl to take. I am too well aware of the fact that my two devious sisters, Winifred and Cornelia have "poisoned the waters" with regard to my character and moral demeanor. I must protest and offer some enlightening perspective on my private affairs. There is some truth in the obvious fact that I am easily the most attractive and intelligent of the three Winkle sisters. Even my scheming siblings would admit to that simple fact. I believe it...
3 years ago
Little red riding hood approached her grandmothers cabin in the middle of the woods. The old cabin looked the same as it always did and she walked towards it completely unaware that her grandmother had company. ‘It’s just me grandmother’ she called out as she walked in through the front door. She looked around the cabin and saw the fire lit and bread dough resting on the side by the stove, then her search was disturbed by a noise she heard from her grandmother’s bedroom so she made her...
1 year ago
September 2005 started out with record temperatures in Southern Ontario. The girls were wearing very little in the classroom and I was paying little attention to the teacher. Welcome to Senior year. I had one elective class to take. Looking around the room I saw nobody I knew so I sat beside the cutest girl I saw. Melissa was a transfer student from a rival University and was a year older than me. Blond hair, 5"8, skinny with a cute little ass when she wore jean shorts. We hit it off right away...
College Sex
1 year ago
Little red riding hood approached her grandmothers cabin in the middle of the woods. The old cabin looked the same as it always did and she walked towards it completely unaware that her grandmother had company. "It's just me grandmother" she called out as she walked in through the front door. She looked around the cabin and saw the fire lit and bread dough resting on the side by the stove, then her search was disturbed by a noise she heard from her grandmother’s bedroom so she...
First Time
3 years ago
Laredo As I walked out on the streets of Laredo. As I walked out on Laredo a.m., I spied a young cowboy wrapped in white cotton, Wrapped in white cotton with lace on the hem. "I can see by your outfit that you are a cowboy." These words as I boldly walked by he did say. "Come an' sit down beside me an' hear my glad story. "I'm caught in drag gear but I'm still a good lay" "It was once in the saddle, I used to go dashing. "Tall in the saddle and first to a fight. "Then to the...
2 years ago
Introduction: This is a rewrite of the first story that I ever posted to an X-rated adult website. I can only hope that you will find it worth reading. And I realize that some of you may also find this story to be shocking and disturbing, and possibly even disgusting. However, I will not apologize for my having candidly written about one of the most important sexual events that ever took place in my life. Freddy in the Bathroom: Virginity Rubbed Away by slick_chick * * * * * Im a middle-aged...
4 years ago
by slick_chick * * * * * I'm a middle-aged housewife and mother, and I have a "dirty little secret" that I want to share with you. On a hot and sunny Sunday afternoon, back when I was a young lady, an older boy named Freddy unexpectedly cornered me in a residential bathroom. And then he sexually molested me for an extended period of time, before he finally fucked me. And I didn't do anything to try to stop Freddy from having sex with me. I didn't try to talk him out of it. I didn't...
3 years ago
Introduction: This story is all about the unexpected confession that my wife, Bea (not her real name), made to me one afternoon, when she described for me in detail how she had lost her virginity to an older teenage boy who had forced his intentions on her, back when she was a young lady. * * * * * Authors Note: Although I wrote this story in such a way that it can be read as a stand-alone story, it is really meant to act as a companion story (a sequel) to the Freddy in the Bathroom:...
1 year ago
Author's Note: Although I wrote this story in such a way that it can be read as a stand-alone story, it is really meant to act as a companion story (a sequel) to the “Freddy in the Bathroom: Virginity Rubbed Away” story, which has already been posted to this same website by my better half. So I would highly recommend that you read that story first, before you read this one. * * * * * Freddy in the Bathroom: My Wife's Confession by rat_race * * * * * “How would you feel if you found...
1 year ago
It’s fucking weird how Uncensored Hentai is still something of a rarity even in 2023. The internet and pop culture as a whole both seem to get a little bit kinkier and a little bit more sexually liberated every day, yet so many Japanese porn cartoon sites still cover up the wee-wees and hoo-has during all the best scenes. Whole fucking families sit around to watch dicks and dragons together on HBO these days, but you’re telling me I can’t see an animation of a schoolgirl’s butthole with a...
Hentai Streaming Sites
2 years ago
It was a dingy, nasty redneck dive bar where I first saw Karen. She was obviously out of her element and was not the type that would not usually patronize a seedy bar such as Red's Bar. Red's bar catered to the lowlifes of the world, or at least this seedy neighborhood. Working men who did a daily grind at one of the local and looked forward to a shot and a beer before going home to the old lady if they were still married or hooked up. The women that came to Red's were women without morals...
2 years ago
Her sweet pink lips were curved into a smile, her face glowing with innocence as Mary glided- for that was the only word for it- over the fallen branches and leaves of the fall, her sweet hips swaying unconsciously with every movement. She had just turned 18, but her mind was that of a young girl, not because of any dissability, but because she had lived her life with only her mother, and visiting her grandmama, therefore only knew of things like skipping, singing, and such peaceful...
2 years ago
"Say, Pat. "Yessor, Mr. Hennessey, sor." "Ye ever hear of a bunch called The Brotherhood?" "Yessor, Mr. Hennessey, sor. I hear of 'um frum time ta time. They's a bad crowd ta cross, I hear. They gives our folks a real hard time." "Well, I jus' thunk uv a way we kin pay 'um back fer some uv that trouble. An', at the same time, we kin make a penny er two fer our own selves." "How's that, Mr. Hennessey, sor? "It's kinda complicated. I ain't shore ye wud unnerstand, but...
2 years ago
Sa .6 By the time Arie, Zach, Derek and Christa arrived, somewhat late because they'd had to swing by and pick up Jenny, the party was in full swing. There was none of this "fashionably-late" stuff; evidently Meredith had gathered a pretty punctual crowd around her. There were a few presents, mostly the slim unmistakable profiles of DVD cases, of CD cases, of hardcover and paperback books; more often it was just an envelope with a gift card. Regardless, with (let's see here... Six plus...
3 years ago
W .1 Have you ever felt like a stranger in your own house? Someone weird, someone odd; someone everyone has to walk carefully around, because they aren't sure who you are and they don't want to offend you? Someone unknown, someone strange? When I came downstairs for breakfast, my mother gave me such a look, and it was clear that she didn't think she knew me. Hey, I'm Arie Chang, and from the looks of things, I'm a stranger in my own house. "Hello, Arie," said my mother. "Have you...
4 years ago
"So did you get a costume yet for tomorrow's Halloween party?" Chris asked Leanne as they walked back to her dorm together. "Well I didn't have the money to buy me a costume, so I'm just going to make one," Leanne responded, giggling. She felt Chris' arm hold her tight as they stopped in front of her building. He smiled at her, cupping her pretty pale freckled face. "You know how much I love you don't you?" She nodded, tiptoeing to kiss his lips softly. "Yes and I love you. I'm...
4 years ago
T .3 I'm starting to think that, when you sign up for The Program, events begin to conspire against you. We managed to avoid Michael at the front of the school, when I was stripping down, but not for much longer after that; and bless Brandon's heart, but even he wasn't enough to balance out the trauma of having my brother leering at me. And Bernard... Oh, hello. My name is Meredith Levine. My Program partner confuses me. I still hadn't figured out why he'd gotten so mad at me...
2 years ago
T .1 Waking up is all about memory. We sleep, all of us; we have to disconnect from the world for six or eight or ten hours, and then come back and figure out what we've missed. 9/11 is a good example. Wake up and your radio alarm is saying something about terrorists and the World Trade Center. Huh? At first I figured terrorists had landed in a helicopter or something. But by the time I got to school, I had the whole story. I think I liked mine better. In any case, waking up is all about...