Oyster
Oyster: She always used to call me her "Oyster". I never understood why. My wife, Samantha, was great company, but, if truth be told, a bit of a bimbo. She did not understand films like "The Lake House" which involve time travel and asked at the end if it was a true story! That said when she wears a skirt the world pays attention and her skirts often have the effect of turning the men around her into idiots as they forget basic things like how to drive a car or when to use the...