Taschengeld
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“Suche junge Türkin in Berlin, biete Taschengeld! Melde Dich unter 0162/…”
Ich hatte endlich meine Kontaktanzeige in einem der angesagten Stadtmagazine geschaltetet.
Beim Durchblättern der Ausgabe, in der auch meine Anzeige erschienen war, fiel mir folgende Annonce ins Auge:
„Geile Türkin privat, der Geheimtip in Berlin!
Ayse, 20J., 166cm, 56kg, grüne Augen, sonnengebräunt, Knackarsch und feste Titten mit extrem langen Nippeln. Keine Professionelle, aber naturgeil und nimmersatt. Biete dir Entspannung ohne Zeitdruck, fast tabulos, gegen Taschengeld. Mein Mann wird immer dabei sein, will aber nur zuschauen. Tel. 030/…“
Ach, vielleicht sollte ich mich erstmal vorstellen.
Ich bin Bernd, 35 Jahre, Bankkaufmann bei einer großen Berliner Bank. Seit mir ein Türke aus Kreuzberg meine Frau ausgespannt hat, bin ich von der Idee besessen, junge Türkinnen ficken zu wollen. Da ich beim Bäcker oder in der U-Bahn keine kennengelernt habe, habe ich mich endlich zu der Anzeige durchgerungen.
Und jetzt sehe ich Ayses Anzeige…
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