Funny How Time Slips Away
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This is a re-posted and edited version of the original story, but there are no significant changes. I asked LadyCibelle to read it through and remove the all too many mistakes and typos I generally make. Hopefully it will make it easier to read.
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It’s funny how your mind works when you see something or someone familiar. I had just come out of a shop on the High street, when something caught my eye. I looked, and then I had to look again. No that’s impossible. No my eyes had got to be playing tricks on me.
Standing there across the street, was Rebecca. But no, it couldn’t be! This was a young woman who looked just like Becky had looked, twenty-odd years ago. My mind raced back to my first meeting with Becky at a party when we were both seventeen. God it was uncanny this young lady was the image of her.
Suddenly, I realised I was staring at the girl, I think around the same time she became aware of me and it appeared my attentions were making her feel somewhat uncomfortable. She turned away and pretended to look into a shop window. I could see that she was keeping a wary eye on me in the window’s reflection. I couldn’t take my eyes off of her, her whole stance everything about the way she carried herself was my Rebecca.
Then at last, I came to my senses and turned away. There was no way this child could be Becky, it was just a trick of the mind. I walked down the road glancing back on occasions. Yes, she was still there and every time I looked, I saw Becky.
I felt very uncomfortable myself and somewhat melancholy. By the time I came upon the ‘Stag Inn’, a pint was definitely called for. I went in, got myself a pint, and then I chose a quiet corner table where I hoped I wouldn’t be disturbed. Then my mind drifted back to happier times.
I had first met Rebecca at a party when I was seventeen. She caught my eye the moment she came into the place. She wasn’t a raving beauty or anything like that, but there was something about her, that attracted me to her from the moment I saw her.
She had come in with one of the usual studs, well that’s what he thought he was. He had mummy’s car outside and thought he was God’s gift. You remember the sort, always bragging about whom they had scored with. Personally I’ve always thought that guys who have to keep talking about how successful they’d been getting into girl’s knickers, must have an inferiority complex or something and the odds were they hadn’t scored as much as they would have liked to.
Me, I have always preferred to keep my own council, well there’s no point in getting you the wrong kind of reputation. If the girls hear the guys discussing just whom you had laid, they knew it wasn’t going to do their reputation too much good to go out with you.
It was the girls you needed to get talking about you, and if you were lucky they would say how nice and trustworthy you were. Then if you played your cards right, you got yourself a nice healthy score count, up to that point in my life, that had been my philosophy and it was working fine.
Something about Becky’s body language was telling me she wasn’t over enamoured with her escort. When they were dancing to the slow numbers she appeared to be trying to hold him away from herself. Well to be honest, he was trying to grind his crotch into her and she was getting into all kinds of contortions to keep him from achieving his goal.
OK, maybe little things do please little minds. But I did found it all highly amusing, so much so in fact, that I was not on the prowl myself, if you know what I mean. Well, maybe I had decided that I was going try and steal Becky from this guy, but I don’t think that was a conscious thought at the time. But the Prick was putting it away a bit, stupid if you’re intending to drive later. She didn’t look stupid, so I was in with a chance.
Anyway around eleven or there-abouts Becky’s date went to the little boy’s room. On instinct I went for it and before he returned Becky and me were tripping the light fantastic.
He tried to butt in, but I was having none of it, and I did have a little bit of a reputation back then, that I wasn’t the kind of guy you picked a fight with. Not quite sure how I got that, could be that had I never got into a fight, I wasn’t sure I was going to win and I always had the boys around as well to back me up. Her date withdrew and mingled with some of his friends, whilst he looked daggers at me.
Becky explained that she was on a blind date along with her friend. She said, if she had known just whom her date was going to be she wouldn’t have come. She was worried about the journey home as the guy bad been putting it away a bit and he did have a reputation for not behaving himself.
That was just what I was hoping to hear.
‘OK Rebecca, if you’re really that worried, we’ve got the van outside if you want a lift, and we’ll be leaving about one. It’ll be a bit crowded, but I can promise you’ll get home in one piece and with your virtue intact. Alan our driver doesn’t drink, he’s allergic to alcohol or something, one pint and the bugger’s out for the count.’
‘Thanks, that’s kind of you and I’ll probably take you up on that. But I had better go back to him for the time being, I think he’s getting a bit antsy’ she replied
Pleased with myself, I did a quick tour of my close friends to let them know what I was up to, and ensure they were all happy with a one o’clock split. Alan, as usual, was buried under Angela, the second love of his life, the first being his old Thames Trader van. I just said ‘One o’clock all right’ and an arm appeared from under Angela’s skirt and gave me the thumbs up sign. God forbid they ever break they’re snog to actually speak to me.
One o’clock and we’re all in the van, Alan in the driving seat with Angela, kind of half-sat on the engine cover and half draped over Alan. How the hell he ever drove that thing with her draped all over him I was never able to understand. But he never came near having a prang whenever I was with then.
The hoards were in the back, jammed in as best they could and I was sitting on the passenger seat. Becky came tripping out of the party with a big smile on her face and jumped into the van and sat on my lap. Now to be honest, she wasn’t as careful as I would have liked when she jumped in and I did talk a couple of octaves higher for a few minutes.
‘What did he say when you told him you were getting a lift home with us?’ I asked.
‘I didn’t tell him, he thinks I’m in the loo. I wonder how long it will take him to realise I’m not coming back?’
We all laughed as Alan pulled away. It was a long and convoluted journey, to take everyone home. Each of the guy’s girls had to be dropped off and of course there was the necessary snogging session and arrangements for their next date to be made. Then the guy would have to be taken home. So it was gone three when we finally arrived at Rebecca’s house. She was worried, as there were lights on, so she figured her parents were still up waiting for her and they weren’t going to be happy.
Now I’ve always found that if you are prepared to take the bull by the horns, you can achieve miracles, sometimes! So asking the two A’s if they would wait for me, I took hold of Becky’s hand and marched up to the front door. The door swung open before we got there and the mountain that was apparently Becky’s father was standing there to greet us. I quickly switched from ‘Randy little bugger’ into ‘Young gentleman’ mode.
‘Good evening sir, I must apologise for bringing Rebecca home at this ridiculously late hour. But the boy she went out with this evening, had far too much to drink. I thought it would be safer, that she rode home with us, as my friend who’s driving doesn’t drink. I’m sorry but we did have quite a lot of people to drop off on the way. Had I realised you were waiting up, I would have asked Rebecca to call you. You have my deepest apologies, goodnight Sir.’
I think I ha
d taken him completely by surprise, Becky told me later that her other boyfriends that had brought her home late, had usually tended to leg it when they saw the size of her father. He just said thank you and goodnight in reply to me, and then I said Goodnight to Becky, turned and walked away. Course there was the slight problem that I hadn’t got Becky’s phone number, but that was easy to rectify, it was that first impression with daddy, which counted.
The following afternoon I was knocking at her door with two bouquets of flowers, one for Becky and the other for her mother, who I had seen lurking in the background the night before. Becky’s mother opened the door, I presented her with her bouquet and apologised to her for bringing Becky home so late the night before. There are times when you have to crawl. Then I asked if I could speak to Rebecca.
Becky and I finished up going for a walk in the local park and later that evening we went bowling together. That was the start of a great romance and we rapidly became an inseparable couple.
It was three months before we slept together. My family were away for the weekend and we spent a memorable Saturday in my bedroom. None of your Wham Bam malarkey! We made love to one another, after that we got into the habit of having sex two or three times a week. I was crazy about my Becky, but for some reason it did take us three years before we decided to get engaged. I don’t think either of us were in a hurry to get married, we were just having a good time.
The trouble with sitting in a bar on your own, remembering the good old times, is that its leads you on into remembering the bad time’s as well.
The Christmas after Becky and I got engaged things began to go wrong between us. I suppose it was my fault really, we were at a Christmas party and there was at lot of kissing under the mistletoe going on. Some guy was kissing Becky, I got it into my head that this was the third or forth time he’d kissed her and it appeared to me they both were making too much of a meal of it. That led on to me telling Becky, I thought it was enough. We’d both been drinking a bit and she told me, not to be so silly and jealous. Well that was to lead into out first real fight.
It all blew over after a couple of days, but looking back at it now that was the beginning of the end for us. After that we seemed to have arguments every couple of weeks or so. Always about stupid things, I think we were both becoming too possessive and jealous, we would fly off the handle for no apparent reason. We were definitely in love, had we been actually married, I’m sure a lot of the arguments would never have happened.
With hindsight I realise that we had been together for so long, and not having made that final commitment had left us both feeling a little insecure.
Then we had the big one. For the life of me I can’t remember what it was about, but it finished up with Rebecca throwing her engagement ring at me and storming off. As it worked out, we were never to see each other again.
For the first week or so, I moped about my house waiting for her to call and apologise. I know from what our friends were to tell me later, that Becky was doing exactly the same thing. But then the hand of fate stepped in and dealt us a deathblow.
My older brother and his wife, who had emigrated to Australia some years before, were involved in a serious road accident. My sister and I immediately flew out there to look after the children and their business.
It was only later that I was to realise, I should have sorted things out with Becky before I went, but hindsight can be wonderful thing, you can always see your mistakes when you look back on them. A letter or two to Rebecca could have made all the difference to our lives.
It was eight months before I returned to England. I quickly learnt through the grapevine, that Becky had got herself pregnant by some guy, they had married and moved up north.
Her friends told me that she had been really upset when she heard I had gone down under, they all, including Becky, had thought I had emigrated out there for good and had no idea I was intending to return. I never could figure that one out as all my friends knew why I had gone out to Australia. Maybe someone had their eyes on Becky and spread a rumour around.
Becky must have assumed I had deserted her and she had started going out with lots of other of guys. Her best friend Julia told me she had been looking for someone to replace me, and had turned into somewhat of a slapper in the process. She apparently developed the reputation of allowing anyone into her pants. But that didn’t sound like the Becky I knew, but then again she did finish up pregnant.
After I found that Becky was gone, I didn’t really go out on dates very much, I seemed to have lost interest in chasing the girls. I spent a lot of my spare time down the snooker club or on the Bowling Green. No it’s not an old man’s game. I’ll give you most of the players are getting on in years, but it is a very skilful and enjoyable pastime, although I do think I’m much better on the baize with a cue in one hand and a pint in the other. A couple of pints and a snooker table, now that’s heaven!
When I was twenty-five I met a girl called Sheila at work, with whom I became quite friendly. She was a year older than me and had been married and divorced once already. Looking back on it now, I suppose I should have been a little more sceptical when she started to come on strong to me. But a year later we were married, I don’t think I ever really loved her, like I loved Becky. I was extremely fond of her, we had two lovely children in quick succession and by the time I was thirty-two I was a happily married father, with a nice little semi.
My two daughters we named Anna Otterley Garner and Carol Otterley Garner. Why the Otterley? Well I just happened to like the name. I had always wanted to have a daughter named Otterley, but Sheila wasn’t too keen on the idea. But then again I did the registering of the births bit, so I quietly slipped the name in for both of them. It’s funny that Sheila wasn’t keen on the name Otterley, as Rebecca had always turned her nose up at it as well. Maybe that was one of the silly things we argued about in those final few months.
For a few years, things rolled along quite nicely. Becky faded into my dream world, I would sometimes have the most vivid dreams that it was Becky who I was married to instead of Sheila. We would be walking in that park we went on that first afternoon. Or she would be pushing Anna on the swings whilst I pushed Carol.
Then that fickle hand of fate visited me once again. A good mate told me that Sheila was playing around. You’ll never believe it, it turned out she was having an affair with her first husband. Her ex, who is now her husband again, generally stays well out of my way, as I did put him in hospital for a little rest.
It all happened very quickly from my friend tipping me the wink, to me being a single man again, took just over six months.
After the divorce Sheila asked for a meeting and the pair of them came to my solicitors office to see me. They both apologised to me for what had happened and told me that they wouldn’t be claiming any maintenance for the children. But said that they would put any money I gave Sheila into the children’s trust accounts. Oh’ and they dropped the assault charge as well.
They told me they wanted me to be part of the children’s lives and promised me that I would have access whenever I wanted to see them, or when the children wanted to see me. That sometimes has proved not to be the blessing that it sounds. When Carol had a nightmare one night, I found myself being summoned to her bedside at three in the morning.
Yes, if you’re wondering, it turned out the children were mine, I had that checked. But I don’t think it would’ve made any difference to me, I loved the little tykes. I was taking them out every weekend and I’m pleased t
o be able to say that for a long while Sheila and I were quite friendly and civil to each other when we met.
It turned out Sheila’s ex was infertile, and that’s why she had divorced him in the first place. Sheila was obviously more in love with him, than she ever was with me. Once she had the girls I was superfluous and she turned back to him. You know, Sheila once actually had the gall to ask me to get her pregnant again, as she would like to have more children. Well it take’s all sorts!
I’ve got myself a little flat. Nothing fancy, but it suited me well enough and it was somewhere for the kids to visit me.
For the next year or so things settled into a relaxed routine. I had the children on the weekends Sheila and shitface had them during the week. The girls never did say that anything was wrong, but I noticed towards the end that Sheila wasn’t coming to the door anymore when I picked the children up. I would pull up outside the house and the girls would come running out, carrying their weekend bags.
I became aware that they always appeared to be wearing clothes that I bought them on our weekend shopping trips. I just assumed that they wore them to please me.
Then one Wednesday I came home from work to be greeted by the dreaded social worker and a policeman. As I walked up the stairs to the flat, I saw that there were two suitcases outside my door.
‘Are you Mr Garner sir,’ the officer asked.
‘Yes.’ I replied, I never like it when a copper calls you sir! I know I’m not going to like what he has to say next. It was a stupid question for him to ask anyway, I had heard the social worker tell him who I was as I came up the stairs.
‘I’m sorry to have to tell you sir, that your ex-wife Mrs Sheila Sabey has passed away. It is a suspicious death, but it appears your ex-wife may have inadvertently taken an overdose of anti-depressants. There will have to be an inquest and we would appreciate it if you could call in the station and make a statement for us.’
‘I don’t think I can help you officer, I haven’t seen my ex-wife for months.’
‘I understand that sir, but the coroner will require a statement from you to that effect. So if you wouldn’t mind, anytime within the next few days will do. Good evening sir.’
With that he walked off down the stairs. I looked at the social worker, who was patiently waiting her turn at me.
‘Anna and Carol have asked that I bring them here to you. Sheila’s husband has. Er Um. Look I’m not supposed to tell you this, but he’s become an alcoholic in the last few years. Sheila’s been in a real mess for a year or so now. The girls have been running the house, I can’t leave them with your ex-wife’s husband and if you can’t take them, I’m going to have to take them into care.’
‘I don’t like to say this, but you and that policeman have just made me the happiest man in the world. Of course I’ll take them, they’re all I’ve got. But where are they and how have they taken their mother’s death?’
‘They’re in with your neighbours’ children, at the moment. They appeared to be old friends and it got them out the way while we have a little chat.’
‘They appear to be taking they’re mothers death very well. It was Carol who found her this afternoon when she came home from school. The two girls called the police and me. They are two very bright young girls you’ve got there. I’m sure they know what their mother has done, but I think it best we don’t discuss that with them. I’ll arrange for a trained councillor to see them as soon as I can.’
I gathered from her remarks that it was assumed that Sheila’s death might not have been an accident and she could well have had taken her own life.
The girls soon settled in. I could see no ill effects on them concerning their mother’s death. They had obviously been running the house for sometime and soon took over my place completely. If nothing else Sheila had taught them how to cook well. I soon had to go on a strict diet and started having to go to the gym.
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As was his habit at lunchtime, Hal left the building and walked through the office park for exercise. It was a partly cloudy day, and for the moment it seemed overcast. On his way to a small path through the woods, he saw her. Sandy was an attractive redhead with a sensual voice who almost always wore a tailored blouse, a roomy ankle-length skirt, and one-inch pumps. Her wardrobe varied in color, patterns, and material, depending upon the season, but always the same ensemble. Hal watched as...
Les Miserables is such a boring movie, but there are two saving graces; Amanda Seyfried and Anne Hathaway. I would fuck both of these fine ladies with my big juicy cock in a heart beat. Sadly, I doubt that this will ever become reality...I look around me and I'm not sure where I am. Then I remember Les Mis and realize that I'm in France in 1815. I'm in some shitty little room with a rickety old bed. The door creaks open behind me and I see Anne Hathaway standing there in her old timey dress...
DETROIT, SEPTEMBER 1971 We handled the DPS paperwork without evasion, but again without clarification. Insurance is the only benefit where having a spouse matters, but it’s cheaper for two employees to be individually covered. We each claimed one on our W-2s. Don’t fool around with a 1040. My driver’s license is totally legit. We say we’re both from Normal, which is true. Our anniversary is the day of our interview. We don’t wear rings, but that sort of formality is optional these...
Pat lived opposite where we lived. She was in her mid twenties with one small c***d. I would call her petite. About 5 ft 2 inches tall and slim.Pat's Slip Show 1One day I returned home from town late one morning and Pat was by her garage door. She had a lower thigh skirt in dark grey material with contrasting medium black spots. In addition she was wearing nearly black stockings. What really took my attention was an inch of white plain slip hanging down at the back. As usual she waved and...
The Hideaway was an old bar in Redwood City. It was located between the Mexican barrio and an industrial area of mostly small shops. The owner at the time was a friendly Latino, rumored to be a gangster of sorts.The Hideaway catered to a very diverse bunch. Mostly men, though there were usually some women there. About half the patrons were Mexicans, mostly legal and mostly employed in the area. The other half were mainly Caucasian small business owners, like myself, and their employees.There...
CuckoldElizabeth Fleming told me some of this story in the years before she died, aged eighty, in 2010. The more graphic scenes are mine but the emotions and surrounding history are hers. She was my Great Aunt, great in so many ways for she was the third family member I ever revealed my sexuality to, the first two being my parents. I had known since girlhood that she shared a cottage in Hampshire with her friend, Portia, but had never known their relationship was more than sisterly. When I told her...
LesbianBritney Slips Up!The flight was long and turbulent, in more ways than one. Even if there hadn’t been so much turbulence in the air, Britney still wouldn’t have been able to get any rest. Her manager and choreographer drilled new plans and new steps into her for all but one hour of the flight from Seattle to North Carolina, leaving her no time for anything more than a catnap. After her show last night, she didn’t have to perform again until the following evening in Raleigh-Durham, and she wanted...
Runaways Runaways By JensenDenmark 1. Holiday Amber met me at the park. We had left our High School separately so we could not be sighted. I rode my skateboard at the path toward the park. It was a shame that we had to keep it so secretly. Amber waited for me. She was 15 like me. ?Darling. I was afraid that your mother had picked you up.? ?No. I told her that I had to study extra for a project.? I kissed her. ?Lets go down to the creek, so we can have some undisturbed time.? The creek...
I would like to say I'm sorry in advance for my Grammer I have to be drunk to write these stories otherwise I'm too embarrassed . So picking up from part one of the craziest story of my life , I am looking at these papers and everything is negative and his name Is josh and as I am just scanning other things to be sure he breaks my concentration and says can we continue and I look up and him and Mike are in front of me and I couldn't help but to compare and Mike was thicker but josh was a lot...
Sexy And Funny! Welcome to a place that’s full of laughs and full of wanks. The site SexyAndFunny.com focuses on both the funny and sexy as the name would suggest and tries to bring it to your screen as authentically as possible. Now, I don’t know about you, but I love me a bit of banter when it comes to sex. It helps keep things fresh. I’ve gone through so many women that I would certainly have gotten bored with sex if I didn’t use a little bit of humor here and there to spice things up.Want...
Popular Porn BlogsMrs Collins brought Ellie home from camp knowing she had promised Mrs Howard she would give her 16 year old daughter a really hard spanking. “Put all your clothes in the linen basket Ellie, and then come straight to my bedroom” she instructed her daughter. Ellie knew her Mother had threatened to spank her and fully expected to have her knickers taken down and make the trip across the maternal lap, but it was her Mother of course, not Mrs Howard. A few spanks and it would be over. She...
Mrs Collins brought Ellie home from camp knowing she had promised Mrs Howard she would give her 16 year old daughter a really hard spanking. “Put all your clothes in the linen basket Ellie, and then come straight to my bedroom” she instructed her daughter. Ellie knew her Mother had threatened to spank her and fully expected to have her knickers taken down and make the trip across the maternal lap, but it was her Mother of course, not Mrs Howard. A few spanks and it would be...
Spanking16 year old Ellie waited in her bedroom knowing her bottom was soon going to be spanked very hard and for an awfully long time. She could hear her Mum speaking to Mrs Howard, the cleaner. “Ellie deserves a good hard spanking so please will you work an extra half an hour and give her one of your especially hard thrashings.” “What’s the reason this time Mrs Collins” Mrs Howard asked pleasantly. “Her room is a disaster area, and when I told her to clean it up she gave me such a lot of...
SpankingJust when the world seemed settled, the unpredicted hit Howard straight between the eyes. Like the weather, he was on a rollercoaster. Nothing stayed the same. There were only a few things he was sure of, like night follows day and winter turns to spring. Other than that, there wasn't much that Howard could count on.After sixteen years of marriage, his wife packed up and left for Colorado to move in with a man she met on the Internet.A month later, Howard left work with a box filled with his...
Straight SexShe wanted to remember. The hookah was a beautiful piece. It stood at 4 ½ feet. Dark red… it always was her favorite color. This hookah was her personal prize. It only had one hose, one smoker. She pulled the airtight box from its hiding place and opened the lid. Once released, the heady aroma drifted, tickling her nose. The new batch of bud was a dark green, but the crystals were so thick it turned everything pastel. Breaking it apart just enough to smoke easy, she arranged the weed in...
Introduction: While a few details have been tweaked, this story is as close as I can remember it Prologue She wanted to remember. The hookah was a beautiful piece. It stood at 4 ½, feet. Dark red&hellip, it always was her favorite color. This hookah was her personal prize. It only had one hose, one smoker. She pulled the airtight box from its hiding place and opened the lid. Once released, the heady aroma drifted, tickling her nose. The new batch of bud was a dark green, but the...
After the close call and excitement, in more ways than one, of that first night together, Sandy decided they better cool it a bit so Mom wouldn’t get suspicious. Mom also went back on day shift, 8am – 8pm, so bedtime was less private, but days were not such a problem. Randy tried to act normal around Mom and of course, around Sandy, but he did have some issues like being quieter and more protective. Mom just thought he was getting older and closer to starting into puberty, especially now...
Note to the reader: The Howard and Colleen stories don’t begin with chapter 7. The previous episodes involving Howard and Colleen are in the Susie series of stories as follows: Susie chapter 8 provides a prolog to the story of Howard and Colleen Susie chapter 9 is chapter 1 of the story of Howard and Colleen Susie chapter 10 is chapter 2 of the story of Howard and Colleen Susie chapter 11 is chapter 3 of the story of Howard and Colleen (Susie chapters 12-14 do not involve Howard or...
“This meeting of the Maple Street Chowder and Interplanetary Rocket Society will now come to order,” I intoned from my lofty position as High Chief Muckitey-Muck, Lord of All He Surveys. “Yeah, yeah. Get on with it” murmured my worshipful sycophants. “Is there any old business?” As usual, Old Jeb was the one waving his hand. He must redo his nail polish right before each meeting. “Yes, Jeb? Have you redone your nail polish again?” “No, I just don’t know if this is old business or new...
Ms Howard's Winter Holiday. Ms Howard was woken for the first time that morning by the sounds of Mary,her slave-maid, lighting the log-fire in its grate. Coming out of her usualdeep, dreamless slumber, she drowsily tasted the fresh, cold air from the openwindow of her bedroom, then snuggled down again into her warm, soft bed andfell asleep again. She woke again later to Mary's soft footsteps and the click of a silver salverbeing gently placed on the exquisite Louis XV table at her bedside....
The success of Tracy's film led to Candi and Linda getting into the 'acting' business along with their escort work. The girls were now driving BMWs and wearing fashionable clothes. It attracted other girls asking to join the 'friendship circle'.Howard was called on to do another audition for the escort enterprise. The woman was not from high school but a young, divorced mother of twin boys. Her name was Beth and she was only twenty-three. Four years earlier, she was Miss Florida.When they met...
Straight SexMrs Collins opened the door to Mrs Howard, her cleaner who immediately asked “did you give Ellie the spanking as we discussed?” She could tell from Mrs Collin’s face she hadn’t. Mrs Collins answered somewhat sheepishly “Well I saw how red her bottom was after you had spanked her and felt sorry for her.” “I see. So, how has she been this week with you?” “Oh you know, just like any 16 year old I suppose.” “You mean she was rude to you again.” “I guess” Mrs Collins said quietly. ...
SpankingI never FaceTime. I'm not a adolescent girl. I don't need to see your face when a simple text will do. Call me an old bastard, get-off-my-lawn type, but that's the way it is. (By the way, I'm not that old).So when that mechanical beeping emanates from my phone that someone wants to FaceTime me, it's definitely out of the ordinary. Especially when it's 10:30 on a Tuesday night. I got to my phone and it said "Ann FaceTime video."Well, this was different. Ann Next Door and I been fooling around on...
The plan was hatched a few weeks after Candi and Linda heard Howard's idea. He was to alert the girls when his company's clients were in town, and where they would be dining. They were to make themselves available without Howard being directly involved.Howard's message was simple. "Trattoria Capri at nine thirty."The summer night was warm with a pleasant breeze when the girls sat at a table visible from the bar. They arrived early. It was nine o'clock and they ordered pizza. The girls wore...
Straight SexFUNNY HOW THINGS TURN OUT For the first time in my life I was popular, what's more it was with the most attractive girl in the area. I just wasn't normally her type being quite short and certainly not what one would describe as muscular. Jillian was beautiful, intelligent and did I mention that she was the daughter of the biggest crime boss in the region? Not that I was aware of that at the time. I knew he had his hands in various borderline businesses, two or three clubs and a...
Hi all....I have been so bad about posting stories here, I actually enjoy writing when I have the time and have many, many great true stories that I want to share with all of you naughty perverts ;)So watch this space for several new stories shortly.....This is an entry that I wanted to share with you about something that happened earlier this evening when I offered to take a fellow Xhamster writer's fantasy and flesh it out into a story...... They had no interest in doing it and I and several...
LittleMissLipService Gets More Than She Bargained For...So I was having a conversation with a friend on here and we started talking about how sexy our painted toenails and feet made us feel - I started to tell her about one adventure of mine. This friend insisted she wanted to hear the rest and so I ended up having to take my time and type it up because i hadn't really shared all the details with anyone before - and it was very sexy - and I wanted to be able to remember everything years from...
Looking for dirty comics at Orgy Mania aka Slip Shine? They say everyone grows up at some point, but that doesn’t mean move on from everything you did in your earlier days. You don’t have to stop watching cartoons just because you are now a little older. There are loads of animated features on the internet that have been made specifically with the adult audience in mind, which is exactly what you get at Orgymania.net. There is a massive collection of raunchy cartoons made by artists from all...
Premium Porn Comic SitesThe Castaway By Kasumi This is my third story posted to Fictionmania. If you enjoy it, I'd love to hear feedback in the comments, and please check out my previous efforts, CosPlay and the multi-part Just Another Day in Paradise! Even if you don't love it, constructive criticism to help me improve my writing or ideas is welcome too. This story contains themes of transgenderism. If this offends you, please stop reading now. February 26th 2012 So I found this journal in one of...