My Summer In Rememberance
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Its the party of the year, everybody from school is there and you're just glad your part of the in crowd. The drinks are flowing from one of many beer kegs in the corner, the music is blasting and everybody seems to be having a good time. There are a few drugs floating around in the crowd but being the dedicated athlete you are, you stay as far away from them as possible.
You notice a stream of people going up stairs and coming back down a few minutes later, you would expect couples but these are single males going up on their own, only very occasion you see a girl go up. You walk to the corner and pour yourself a beer. While you are in the beer corner you ask your buddy John what's going on up stairs.
"Don't you know John?" he asked puzzled, "that's where the entertainment is, go up and see for yourself" John motions for you to go upstairs, he has a strange smile on his face like there's a big joke and your the only one not in on it. You know what 'the entertainment' means and you want to get yourself 'entertained' so you decide to take him up on his offer and you approach the stairs.
Its a struggle to climb the stairs, you have to avoid all the couples that are all over each other. One couple is even having sex right there in full view of everyone, you trudge on up the stairs and when you finally reach the top you find a line formed outside one door. Everyone in line looks at you like you've got two heads or something, this is really starting to freak you out.
You over hear someone whispering "look its John Doe, whats he doing here the freak" and two of the geekiest looking kids you've ever seen start nudging each other and sniggering at you. You decide you don't need to get laid this bad and start to leave but you notice that the line is moving along quite fast so you won't be here long.
As the geeky kids in front of you leave the room together you realise its your turn, you enter the room and close the door behind you. The curtains are drawn and the only light in the room is the moonlight that has managed to filter its way through the thin flimsy material covering the window. You can see a silhouette lying on the bed, it is the hottest most shapely body you have ever seen and you proceed in removing your pants.
"Get ready for the ride of your life" you pronounce and you hear a gasp in the darkness, "John is that you? What are you doing in here?" You are frozen solid, you know that voice. You look closer and you realise that you know that face too. Your heart feels like its going to burst through your chest, what the hell are you going to do know.
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